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Giant enemy lobster

Look directly at them through the obvious hole in the wall

You hear sounds from a nearby sand house, and see movement through the small window, but suddenly this happens.

What do you do?

66 Suggestions for “Giant enemy lobster”

  1. Drali says:

    OOOHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH.

  2. Moki says:

    Cast “Lemon Butter Saucify”

  3. Vayne Rumar says:

    2nd Kingelo!
    But flip it on it’s back first, if possible. to expose it’s vulnerable underbelly.

  4. Kaelgren says:

    We’re going to need a bigger pot.

  5. NightFlame says:

    Try and hit the lobster in the joints.

  6. Masuhiro says:

    Grab the eye stalks.

    -or-

    Grab the whisker things.

  7. Midnight says:

    Manage to free yourself then demand to know what is going on

  8. TJ says:

    Enjoy a delicious meal.

  9. Ironclaw says:

    Faint, leaving the fight to your “Minions”.

  10. digitalwolf says:

    Cast hot water and butter!

  11. Butterbum says:

    React!

  12. necoo says:

    have the worrier cat handle it then have the mage cat cook it

  13. SagaDC says:

    Ask if this is about those Crabmen you murdered.

  14. Send your cat army after them!

  15. Timothy says:

    PANIC

  16. reccon says:

    scream: “Lobesters!!! I love lobsters, i wanna eat them… MUST…. EAT

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