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You get tied up and put over a cauldron and your party get dragged off to somewhere else.
What do you do?
sit back and relax the plot will help you soon like it always does
Freezolate the boiling water.
Use your Scroll of Summon Walrus.
I agree with Drali, you can’t have lost it from when you were young.
Sling a random spell and hope for the best
tell the lobster people about your evil twin brother
frame John the warlock!
Kill them all with fire! It is your job to purge the world for lobsters, finish what you started.
Accept your fate with dignity…time for a speech about suffering and being noble (that should buy you some time)!!!
Or for the sake of doing something completely out of character, apologise! (I actually feel sorry for the crab people)
Let them know that, being of a species that lives for several centuries, their insignificant three-month lives were as nothing to you.
frame John the warlock for his mass-crulty. you know karma’s going to get the best of you no matter how you dish it.
Start swinging! That rope might not be securely attached.
Explain to them that the murderer of the crab people was clearly not you. He had a goatee, and was less-well drawn.
Blame it on your identical twin. *wink wink*
Blame John!!!
Ask for a flashback, then see if you can twist the story.
Ask if they know something about your wife
Tell them that you were controlled by a vampire back then
Give up hope.
Start talking about the deliciousness of lobster and how it’s an elven delicacy.
Tell them it wasn’t you.
Try to cast Freezolate at the cauldron before you’re put in
Take a relaxing hot bath in the pot.
Do what any sensible Elf mage would do. Beg for mercy and panic.
Cast something, anything!
Use your wandless magic to escape and advance the plot!
Explain that you killed the Crab Men for their own good. Lie, if necessary.
Say that THEY attacked YOU.
Note you no longer have a curse over your head, rejoice!
Call Walrus
Begin inevitable mass slaughter of lobster men.
feel intense remorse for your sin.
Why? WHY?! They dropped you down a *nearly* endless chasm, then tried to finish you off! You had to defend yourself.
Summon Chef-Cat!
Wonder why you and your high level fully armed party members always get taken captive without any sort of fight that may *gasp* award some xp!
Wait…. this worked before…. scorch them all with fire spell
or wonder why it takes so long for all of your enemies to find you
Use your diplomatic skills to convince them they have the wrong person.
bite the rope with all your might
Explain to these crab people that the ones you killed before were actually being possessed by evil demons, for sure they will buy that one!
Use your suprior intelligence to convince them it was for the greater good
Insult their leader.
Swing yourself back and forth
wait….wheres the rest of your party
Hope for a miracle.
Next again….
As a proud presentor of your father. Tell them to let you go, or else…
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sit back and relax the plot will help you soon like it always does
Freezolate the boiling water.
Use your Scroll of Summon Walrus.
I agree with Drali, you can’t have lost it from when you were young.
Sling a random spell and hope for the best
tell the lobster people about your evil twin brother
frame John the warlock!
Kill them all with fire! It is your job to purge the world for lobsters, finish what you started.
Accept your fate with dignity…time for a speech about suffering and being noble (that should buy you some time)!!!
Or for the sake of doing something completely out of character, apologise! (I actually feel sorry for the crab people)
Let them know that, being of a species that lives for several centuries, their insignificant three-month lives were as nothing to you.
frame John the warlock for his mass-crulty. you know karma’s going to get the best of you no matter how you dish it.
Start swinging! That rope might not be securely attached.
Explain to them that the murderer of the crab people was clearly not you. He had a goatee, and was less-well drawn.
Blame it on your identical twin. *wink wink*
Blame John!!!
Ask for a flashback, then see if you can twist the story.
Ask if they know something about your wife
Tell them that you were controlled by a vampire back then
Give up hope.
Start talking about the deliciousness of lobster and how it’s an elven delicacy.
Tell them it wasn’t you.
Try to cast Freezolate at the cauldron before you’re put in
Take a relaxing hot bath in the pot.
Do what any sensible Elf mage would do. Beg for mercy and panic.
Cast something, anything!
Use your wandless magic to escape and advance the plot!
Explain that you killed the Crab Men for their own good. Lie, if necessary.
Say that THEY attacked YOU.
Note you no longer have a curse over your head, rejoice!
Call Walrus
Begin inevitable mass slaughter of lobster men.
feel intense remorse for your sin.
Why? WHY?!
They dropped you down a *nearly* endless chasm, then tried to finish you off!
You had to defend yourself.
Summon Chef-Cat!
Wonder why you and your high level fully armed party members always get taken captive without any sort of fight that may *gasp* award some xp!
Wait…. this worked before….
scorch them all with fire spell
or wonder why it takes so long for all of your enemies to find you
Use your diplomatic skills to convince them they have the wrong person.
bite the rope with all your might
Explain to these crab people that the ones you killed before were actually being possessed by evil demons, for sure they will buy that one!
Use your suprior intelligence to convince them it was for the greater good
Insult their leader.
Swing yourself back and forth
wait….wheres the rest of your party
Hope for a miracle.
Next again….
As a proud presentor of your father.
Tell them to let you go, or else…