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You get tied up and put over a cauldron and your party get dragged off to somewhere else.

What do you do?

48 Suggestions for “Hello irony, how are you?”

  1. necoo says:

    sit back and relax the plot will help you soon like it always does

  2. TurtleJuggler says:

    Freezolate the boiling water.

  3. Drali says:

    Use your Scroll of Summon Walrus.

  4. Fredinator says:

    I agree with Drali, you can’t have lost it from when you were young.

  5. Realmhopper says:

    Sling a random spell and hope for the best

  6. Nikochan says:

    tell the lobster people about your evil twin brother

  7. Dellis says:

    frame John the warlock!

  8. LastCopTe says:

    Kill them all with fire! It is your job to purge the world for lobsters, finish what you started.

  9. RedFox says:

    Accept your fate with dignity…time for a speech about suffering and being noble (that should buy you some time)!!!

  10. RedFox says:

    Or for the sake of doing something completely out of character, apologise! (I actually feel sorry for the crab people)

  11. ChaoticBrain says:

    Let them know that, being of a species that lives for several centuries, their insignificant three-month lives were as nothing to you.

  12. hero122 says:

    frame John the warlock for his mass-crulty. you know karma’s going to get the best of you no matter how you dish it.

  13. Supernerd says:

    Start swinging! That rope might not be securely attached.

  14. VDOgamez says:

    Explain to them that the murderer of the crab people was clearly not you. He had a goatee, and was less-well drawn.

  15. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Blame it on your identical twin. *wink wink*

  16. 3Chris28 says:

    Ask for a flashback, then see if you can twist the story.

  17. Master::Unreal says:

    Ask if they know something about your wife

  18. Szkieletor says:

    Tell them that you were controlled by a vampire back then

  19. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Give up hope.

  20. Jenn the Hen says:

    Start talking about the deliciousness of lobster and how it’s an elven delicacy.

  21. MasterNinja says:

    Tell them it wasn’t you.

  22. Doomcat says:

    Try to cast Freezolate at the cauldron before you’re put in

  23. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Take a relaxing hot bath in the pot.

  24. Dreadclaw says:

    Do what any sensible Elf mage would do. Beg for mercy and panic.

  25. Clydeicus says:

    Cast something, anything!

  26. Use your wandless magic to escape and advance the plot!

  27. SagaDC says:

    Explain that you killed the Crab Men for their own good. Lie, if necessary.

  28. PHANTOM says:

    Say that THEY attacked YOU.

  29. Piotyr says:

    Note you no longer have a curse over your head, rejoice!

  30. Presto says:

    Call Walrus

  31. No_reply says:

    Begin inevitable mass slaughter of lobster men.

  32. Riaxh says:

    feel intense remorse for your sin.

  33. Vayne Rumar says:

    Why? WHY?!
    They dropped you down a *nearly* endless chasm, then tried to finish you off!
    You had to defend yourself.

  34. PiƱa says:

    Summon Chef-Cat!

  35. Johnny says:

    Wonder why you and your high level fully armed party members always get taken captive without any sort of fight that may *gasp* award some xp!

  36. terroc says:

    Wait…. this worked before….
    scorch them all with fire spell

  37. terroc says:

    or wonder why it takes so long for all of your enemies to find you

  38. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Use your diplomatic skills to convince them they have the wrong person.

  39. honeyman says:

    bite the rope with all your might

  40. Cathral says:

    Explain to these crab people that the ones you killed before were actually being possessed by evil demons, for sure they will buy that one!

  41. Wizician of the West says:

    Use your suprior intelligence to convince them it was for the greater good

  42. Jeff says:

    Insult their leader.

  43. Loof says:

    Swing yourself back and forth

  44. srdudeman says:

    wait….wheres the rest of your party

  45. NightFlame says:

    Hope for a miracle.

  46. ilver says:

    Next again….

  47. HellMage501 says:

    As a proud presentor of your father.
    Tell them to let you go, or else…

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