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Just don’t feed him today

Stealthily escape

Doubtful dwarves…this is why they still live in caves.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Just don’t feed him today”

  1. Aaano says:

    DO A BARREL ROLL

  2. Azreal says:

    Climb the tower like Robin Hood would.

  3. hero122 says:

    Do a stealty barrel roll out.

  4. ka'elin says:

    levitate and barrel roll out

  5. Mushy says:

    Drive off with the Archer car to preferably somewhere safe, while saying something witty, when the cops are driving after you.

  6. Unisovshua says:

    Go to the gate and let the rest of your party in, then go to fishy HQ

  7. ChaoticBrain says:

    Wonder how in the world you got any sort of car in a medieval high fantasy setting.

  8. dhudfw says:

    recruit a rouge cat

    or

    it’s been a while since you did something stupid, lick Techy’s forehead

  9. Angryguy says:

    Realize it’s a trap

  10. Have Warrior Cat and Mage Cat covering your back.

  11. Foxkid says:

    realize you misspelled cat wrong

  12. dhudfw says:

    eat a pineapple while being chased by fishy guards

  13. that guy says:

    find evidence that the azurians are evil, and note any physical, mental, or strategical weaknesses you can find

  14. Vayne Rumar says:

    Climb normally.

    DON’T CLIMB STEALTHILY OR YOU’LL BREAK YOUR LEGS

  15. necoo says:

    have worrier cat cause a distraction wile you get away

  16. dhudfw says:

    realize that you somehow still have your permanent record from hell… must have given that guy something else

  17. dhudfw says:

    eat your inventory/see what it tastes like

  18. dhudfw says:

    throw potato chips at Techy until he gets really ticked off

  19. dhudfw says:

    wonder how you have potato chips

  20. dhudfw says:

    realize you haven’t eaten at all since this story began other then your flashback

  21. NightFlame says:

    Wonder why you said car and not cat.

  22. ChaoticBrain says:

    “realize that you somehow still have your permanent record from hell… must have given that guy something else”

    Realize that you haven’t updated your inventory for like a gajillion days.

  23. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Tell your party.

  24. horkak says:

    archer car?

  25. Vayne Rumar says:

    Beep Beep Meow

  26. horkak says:

    ESCAPE

  27. Liefizul says:

    Realize cat and doubtful are mispelt.

    Also, wield Mage Cat in your arms in the off chance that you need a spell cast.

  28. Jenn the Hen says:

    Deny ever misspelling anything in your life while you stealthily es cape.

  29. Blaargh says:

    Randomly start dancing

  30. serman says:

    Smash the wall with your head so you can escape. It’s not like your going to be able to damage anything further in there

  31. Gir says:

    DO A FREAKING BARREL ROLL.

  32. Ann Idiot says:

    Yell “This is Sparta!” and kick the nearest non-Techy person down a giant hole.

  33. TannimFodder says:

    Mess up the escape in a way that only you can.

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