Stealthily escape
Doubtful dwarves…this is why they still live in caves.
What do you do?
DO A BARREL ROLL
Climb the tower like Robin Hood would.
Do a stealty barrel roll out.
levitate and barrel roll out
Drive off with the Archer car to preferably somewhere safe, while saying something witty, when the cops are driving after you.
Go to the gate and let the rest of your party in, then go to fishy HQ
Wonder how in the world you got any sort of car in a medieval high fantasy setting.
recruit a rouge cat
or
it’s been a while since you did something stupid, lick Techy’s forehead
Realize it’s a trap
Have Warrior Cat and Mage Cat covering your back.
realize you misspelled cat wrong
eat a pineapple while being chased by fishy guards
find evidence that the azurians are evil, and note any physical, mental, or strategical weaknesses you can find
Climb normally.
DON’T CLIMB STEALTHILY OR YOU’LL BREAK YOUR LEGS
have worrier cat cause a distraction wile you get away
realize that you somehow still have your permanent record from hell… must have given that guy something else
eat your inventory/see what it tastes like
throw potato chips at Techy until he gets really ticked off
wonder how you have potato chips
realize you haven’t eaten at all since this story began other then your flashback
Wonder why you said car and not cat.
“realize that you somehow still have your permanent record from hell… must have given that guy something else”
Realize that you haven’t updated your inventory for like a gajillion days.
Tell your party.
archer car?
Beep Beep Meow
ESCAPE
Realize cat and doubtful are mispelt.
Also, wield Mage Cat in your arms in the off chance that you need a spell cast.
Deny ever misspelling anything in your life while you stealthily es cape.
Randomly start dancing
Smash the wall with your head so you can escape. It’s not like your going to be able to damage anything further in there
DO A FREAKING BARREL ROLL.
Yell “This is Sparta!” and kick the nearest non-Techy person down a giant hole.
Mess up the escape in a way that only you can.
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DO A BARREL ROLL
Climb the tower like Robin Hood would.
Do a stealty barrel roll out.
levitate and barrel roll out
Drive off with the Archer car to preferably somewhere safe, while saying something witty, when the cops are driving after you.
Go to the gate and let the rest of your party in, then go to fishy HQ
Wonder how in the world you got any sort of car in a medieval high fantasy setting.
recruit a rouge cat
or
it’s been a while since you did something stupid, lick Techy’s forehead
Realize it’s a trap
Have Warrior Cat and Mage Cat covering your back.
realize you misspelled cat wrong
eat a pineapple while being chased by fishy guards
find evidence that the azurians are evil, and note any physical, mental, or strategical weaknesses you can find
Climb normally.
DON’T CLIMB STEALTHILY OR YOU’LL BREAK YOUR LEGS
have worrier cat cause a distraction wile you get away
realize that you somehow still have your permanent record from hell… must have given that guy something else
eat your inventory/see what it tastes like
throw potato chips at Techy until he gets really ticked off
wonder how you have potato chips
realize you haven’t eaten at all since this story began other then your flashback
Wonder why you said car and not cat.
“realize that you somehow still have your permanent record from hell… must have given that guy something else”
Realize that you haven’t updated your inventory for like a gajillion days.
Tell your party.
archer car?
Beep Beep Meow
ESCAPE
Realize cat and doubtful are mispelt.
Also, wield Mage Cat in your arms in the off chance that you need a spell cast.
Deny ever misspelling anything in your life while you stealthily es cape.
Randomly start dancing
Smash the wall with your head so you can escape. It’s not like your going to be able to damage anything further in there
DO A FREAKING BARREL ROLL.
Yell “This is Sparta!” and kick the nearest non-Techy person down a giant hole.
Mess up the escape in a way that only you can.