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Oh shiatzu

Inform the elven council right away

What a nice guy, you think as you walk back to the gates of the continent. To have his city be attacked and STILL find time to give you a tour.

What do you do?

45 Suggestions for “Oh shiatzu”

  1. Meg says:

    wet your robes

  2. Visionary says:

    Cast Incinerate on it.

  3. Visionary says:

    Call Techy to the rescue/Ask why did he switched his pickaxe for an anchor.

  4. Visionary says:

    Wonder where’s your money.

  5. FunkyNinjaZ says:

    KIll IT WITH FIRE

  6. Visionary says:

    Cast Freezolate on it.

  7. Visionary says:

    Cast Liquify on it.

  8. Visionary says:

    Back off and take a better look on what just grabbed your robes.

  9. Drillgorg says:

    Grab it back.

  10. ChaoticBrain says:

    Before you start up a new killing spree, evaluate if the thing grabbing you is actually a threat first.

  11. Koyal says:

    Scream like a little girl, its an ambush!

  12. Timothy says:

    “Wonder where’s your money.”

    THIEF!

  13. necoo says:

    kick him while he is down, laugh at his pain, and then be nice… this is all one suggestion

  14. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Incinerate first, ask questions later.

  15. Azreal says:

    SCREAM

  16. Farchiten says:

    It stealed your gold

  17. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Look at what grabbed you.

  18. hero122 says:

    Be civil. or if you you get hurt, spellsling.

  19. Vayne Rumar says:

    2nd Drillgorg.
    TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME

  20. Doomcat says:

    Make Techy make it let go.

  21. Ann Idiot says:

    Throw your invisible money at it!

  22. ilver says:

    Cast incinerate mix freezeolate.

  23. SaucyYum says:

    Slap it away.

  24. NightFlame says:

    Poke it with a stick.

  25. ZombieRat says:

    Buy whatever he/she is selling.

  26. jeremy says:

    Sparta Kick!!! then ask what he was doing…

  27. Unisovshua says:

    Scream like a little girl

  28. Wizician of the West says:

    act natural

  29. DynamoDan says:

    Shake hands with it.

  30. Jenn the Hen says:

    See who’s hand it is.

  31. Syaoran says:

    wet yourself in the most heroic way possible

  32. PHANTOM says:

    Wait and see what your aggressor does before you stop being stupid.

  33. honeyman says:

    bite the hand

  34. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

    Wet your robes until it lets go.

  35. Revane says:

    Help the person!

  36. pieman170 says:

    explain whats going on

  37. Shadow says:

    Feel disgusted.

  38. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Do not worry, it is just the new TSA customs. Please ignore any biting also.

  39. Blue_Elite says:

    Force whatever the hand is connected to to join your party, no exceptions.

  40. Blue_Elite says:

    OR

    Make a horrible “need a hand” pun.

  41. Kouk says:

    Now learn all about Lizardfolk.

  42. Nikochan says:

    liquify your clothes

  43. that guy says:

    have your cat army restrain him and ask him what he’s doing

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