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Seriously, John…

Find a way to blame John for the upcoming problems

What is it with him and cannonballs anyway?

What do you do?

26 Suggestions for “Seriously, John…”

  1. necoo says:

    have a joyful reunion with penny

  2. RedFox says:

    I wonder if the octopus will be your friend? Inventory octopus, once you can move. Ignore everything else.

  3. Kamikaze says:

    Make the octopus your familiar.

  4. jerqod says:

    give the octopus to krinn, for it’s a cooler than her other familiar

  5. jerqod says:

    wet yourself, causing the sand around you to soften so you can escape >:)

  6. Demonium says:

    throw john in the direction the cannonballs come from

  7. Blue_Elite says:

    Be rescued.

  8. Mouldcube says:

    Tell John you’ll teach him to ninja dodge if he joins your party.

  9. LolaDaRogue says:

    No, seriously, what did we do?

  10. hero122 says:

    Hey look, pirates.

  11. Vayne Rumar says:

    If he’s unconscious again, you should be able to escape.

    Burst out of the sand in a dramatic fashion, and tell your savior not to harm the octopus.

  12. Silver says:

    Complain about sand in your robes.

  13. Ninja dodge the next cannonball.

  14. Saint_Lancealot says:

    Cast magic armor to protect you from the Cannonballs

  15. Revane says:

    Escape the sand trap.

  16. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Ninja yourself out of the sand and save john.

  17. Musleblast says:

    Use a spell to cast your way out of the- … whatever you are imprisoned in. Then find out who is shoting cannonballs and hope that one of the cannonballs hits that timer and stops it from going down any further.

  18. Moki says:

    Reunite with your long lost pirate brother.

  19. Jenn the Hen says:

    Time to act like a pirate so your pirate savior will accept you.

  20. Fred says:

    Explain to him why your concerns are more important than his.

  21. Riaxh says:

    avast?

  22. terroc says:

    claim you had everything under control

  23. hydrowolfy says:

    Look to see who is launching cannonballs

  24. honeyman says:

    look at john’s unconcious body

  25. DigitalWolf says:

    Commence battle with your new friend the octopus!

  26. Dellis says:

    Hope it’s NOT a giant battleship.

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