Release Joshua
Oh right, he’s still angry at you.
What do you do?
Jump off the drill and attempt a backflip.
Explain that the true James is in the crystal, and your body is just a vessel.
Next.
Do something incredibly stupid.
so all cat force triad on this guy.
Fall down.
Convince them that their real enemies are the fish people.
Wonder who this angsty bugger is and why he seems to know you.
Maybe you should write down the names of your recurring foes, so that you don’t forget them every five minutes.
Go for a spearhead formation with Warrior Cat in the front, you in the middle, and Archer+Mage Cats in the back.
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Summon the great DENIZEN OF THE SEA with your piss.
Wonder about were Techy is
Attempt to eat Joshua
recruit a rouge cat
Have warrior cat and mage cat attack the Bandit Leader while archer cat tries to find a way for you to escape
Realize you accidentally put Techy in your inventory
Inpersonate John, the Warlock again, hoping it will fool the bandit leader.
Tell him you’re really his twin.
Swap clothes with Techy.
Think of something witty to do in order to escape
Throw the walrus in your inventory at him.
Throw money at your enemies.
Remember that humans are weaker now? Trounce him.
Wave and say hello like the polite young elf you are. Just because you are drowning and facing an enemy doesn’t mean you can act like an uncivilized fool.
Start singing a catchy showtune to try to get him to sing along, escaping while he’s singing a solo.
Do something stupid
The cats will save you!
Fight him again, but this time, be smart and save the game before.
jump down
Insult his lack of a name.
have an epic duel with your arch enemy, or let warrior cat anywyay.
Continue to dig yourself a deeper hole.
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Jump off the drill and attempt a backflip.
Explain that the true James is in the crystal, and your body is just a vessel.
Next.
Do something incredibly stupid.
so all cat force triad on this guy.
Fall down.
Convince them that their real enemies are the fish people.
Wonder who this angsty bugger is and why he seems to know you.
Maybe you should write down the names of your recurring foes, so that you don’t forget them every five minutes.
Go for a spearhead formation with Warrior Cat in the front, you in the middle, and Archer+Mage Cats in the back.
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Summon the great DENIZEN OF THE SEA with your piss.
Wonder about were Techy is
Attempt to eat Joshua
recruit a rouge cat
Have warrior cat and mage cat attack the Bandit Leader while archer cat tries to find a way for you to escape
Realize you accidentally put Techy in your inventory
Inpersonate John, the Warlock again, hoping it will fool the bandit leader.
Tell him you’re really his twin.
Swap clothes with Techy.
Think of something witty to do in order to escape
Throw the walrus in your inventory at him.
Throw money at your enemies.
Remember that humans are weaker now? Trounce him.
Wave and say hello like the polite young elf you are. Just because you are drowning and facing an enemy doesn’t mean you can act like an uncivilized fool.
Start singing a catchy showtune to try to get him to sing along, escaping while he’s singing a solo.
Do something stupid
The cats will save you!
Next.
Fight him again, but this time, be smart and save the game before.
jump down
Insult his lack of a name.
have an epic duel with your arch enemy, or let warrior cat anywyay.
Continue to dig yourself a deeper hole.