Ask him if he has any cryptic advise about the future to share
“The person you despise the most…” he said “…is the best thing to happen in your life.”. It will of course take you some time to figure this cryptic message out, perhaps a few hundred years if you’re lucky.
Time’s almost up, so haul ass to wherever you need to go.
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
Go see the King and the Killjoy.
Jane is the best thing to happen? But she’s a killjoy!
Quickly run to Ray and let him know he’s the best thing to happen in your life and that you hate him so much.
Get on board of Techy’s ship and order him to set sail.
fall back into the hole
or
find ray so that you can kick him
Hope the countdown ends with your birthday party.
killjoy!
Gaze to the sky, poignantly.
OR
Presume it would be your mother and then get on board of Techy’s ship, ordering Techy to set sail right after.
Return to Useless Bard, Kill joy, and Troll, in some badly thought through Deux Ex Machina
Figure it out.
Just get there. Doesn’t matter how.
Ask Killjoy if she’s the best thing that happened in your life.
celebrate the 999th comic with a duel with satan!
Notice that Techy and Fade have left you.
OR
See a mysterious person in front of you.
Have a 999th panel montage!
Spend your last 2 seconds with a party on the ship
Freak out at the low number in the top left corner!
JAMES/RAY SLASH? ohmygod.
RIVALSHIPPING! *dances around*
Get teleported onto a fancy thingamabob, courtesy of that triangle on your head?
JUST HURRY!!!!!
MOVEMOVEMOVEMOVEMOVEMOVEMOVE
(I also second Vayne Rumar)
Fools. Why didn’t you ask for a non-cryptic messag-
Wait. The thing you despise the most… could that be Deblin?
OR
Realise that your friends left you.
Mother or Jane?
omigosh input you stole my thoughts
don’t have anything interesting or eventful happen along the way
…Unless Deblin foresaw this, and that pill you ate contains a delayed-reaction teleport spell?
Set out to stop killjoy before she becomes the best thing that happens in your life.
Refuse to go see killjoy, untill you see the number in the top left has gotten down to 1.
Panic!
He’s talking about mothers soup.
FIND JANE BEFORE THE TIMER RUNS OUT!
Fade is the best thing to happen in your life? Great, things can only get worse from here.
OR
Show the rock you found to your party.
Build a sandcastle to waste the remaining time and be teleported to wherever it is you need to be.
Find Jane. Now.
2 comics to 1000
get ready to do something awsme
Notice the countdown has gotten to 2 and freak out….
Have some flashback about your parents (like the alst time you saw them).
Last*
suddenly be surrounded by enemies in an all not too surprising manner.
Awesome travel montage, GO!
board S.S.Techy
Jane? pfft fat chance.
feel a great urge to get where you need to be.
He must mean one of your enemies must be a great ally. Go hug John