Sell it, buy a Rod of Wonder
You fail as it glows purple as you pick it up and so does everything around you.
What do you do?
Respond with “What AM I doing here?”
OH MY GOD! IT HAS WHITE TEXT!
Address that out-of-focus white noodle.
Tell the voice you’re in a hurry. You’ve got a meeting to attend.
Ask it how much you can get for a chunk of glowing purple rock.
ask about Murray
Dramatically gasp and pretend you know this mysterious voice when you have no idea at all
Do the only thing you can do in this situation. Dance.
Say hi to the good twin of Joshua Schertz.
Have a dramtaic flashback.
….Uh, again.
Freak out.
Pretend you know who the voice is.
Claim the voice owes you money; enough money for a Staff of Wonder.
explain strange voice we can’t afford this, we have just five panels to get to Ray, or this will all end in pain!
pretend to know what you’re doing
Say hi to Purple
Say “Hi Dad.”
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Respond with
“What AM I doing here?”
OH MY GOD! IT HAS WHITE TEXT!
Address that out-of-focus white noodle.
Tell the voice you’re in a hurry. You’ve got a meeting to attend.
Ask it how much you can get for a chunk of glowing purple rock.
ask about Murray
Dramatically gasp and pretend you know this mysterious voice when you have no idea at all
Do the only thing you can do in this situation. Dance.
Say hi to the good twin of Joshua Schertz.
Have a dramtaic flashback.
….Uh, again.
Freak out.
Pretend you know who the voice is.
Claim the voice owes you money; enough money for a Staff of Wonder.
explain strange voice we can’t afford this, we have just five panels to get to Ray, or this will all end in pain!
pretend to know what you’re doing
Say hi to Purple
Say “Hi Dad.”