NARRATE. NARRATE FOR YOUR LIFE
…well what am I supposed to do now?!
What do you do?
‘listen’ to a long and possibly boring dialogue about the Azurians
believe ‘em. They seem significantly less evilly designed.
Hear more
Learn about the lost races, finding out that they included sea-elves or something.
Invent the yo-yo while being bored by exposition.
Declare a mis-trial! You cannot be convicted as you are clearly insane.
Brace for incoming plot!
OR
Keep talking in third person.
ask how to help.
Do NOT be fooled, or at least try to.
Have lawyer cat sue them for taking you hostage
Continue narrating.
Ask to hear more
Narrator: Pursue new career in infomercials.
First question how harpies ended up underwater.
narrate till they tell their story
Do not stop talking, just ignore her. OR Stop talking for once and use those pointy ears of yours.
OR Celebrate WDYD’s temporary new look! Blue is awesome!
Hear them out on the condition that you can get wings.
Explain what happen to THEM.
Hear more, but don’t stop talking.
Hear more.
“Learn about the lost races, finding out that they included sea-elves or something.”
Seconded.
Ask what the other two races are.
Let them tell their stories.
Ignore their exposition and dance to a tune only you can hear.
Pretend to listen while you think about kittens
Listen to Mai’s harpy lady.
act normal again
Stop talking in third-person. -or- And do a barrel roll.
Stop narrating. This seems important.
next
Where’s Techy?
Pretend to listen to Tania, but really think about the wonders of corn… again.
poke the harpie with your foot!
Continue narrating as it’s your only hope for survival.
Have Mage Cat listen for you and take notes while you do something more important.
listen
Take out lawyer cat to solve this difficult conundrum.
LISTEN, LISTEN FOR… UH, EXPOSITION!!!
Sleep through the whole thing.
Holy Sh*t, thats a girl?!
Agree to help on the condition that you get fully functional wings.
ask… ask for more information
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‘listen’ to a long and possibly boring dialogue about the Azurians
believe ‘em. They seem significantly less evilly designed.
Hear more
Learn about the lost races, finding out that they included sea-elves or something.
Invent the yo-yo while being bored by exposition.
Declare a mis-trial! You cannot be convicted as you are clearly insane.
Brace for incoming plot!
OR
Keep talking in third person.
ask how to help.
Do NOT be fooled, or at least try to.
Have lawyer cat sue them for taking you hostage
Continue narrating.
Ask to hear more
Narrator: Pursue new career in infomercials.
First question how harpies ended up underwater.
narrate till they tell their story
Do not stop talking, just ignore her.
OR
Stop talking for once and use those pointy ears of yours.
OR Celebrate WDYD’s temporary new look! Blue is awesome!
Hear them out on the condition that you can get wings.
Explain what happen to THEM.
Hear more, but don’t stop talking.
Hear more.
“Learn about the lost races, finding out that they included sea-elves or something.”
Seconded.
Ask what the other two races are.
Let them tell their stories.
Ignore their exposition and dance to a tune only you can hear.
Pretend to listen while you think about kittens
Listen to Mai’s harpy lady.
act normal again
Stop talking in third-person.
-or-
And do a barrel roll.
Stop narrating. This seems important.
next
Where’s Techy?
Pretend to listen to Tania, but really think about the wonders of corn… again.
poke the harpie with your foot!
Continue narrating as it’s your only hope for survival.
Have Mage Cat listen for you and take notes while you do something more important.
listen
Take out lawyer cat to solve this difficult conundrum.
LISTEN, LISTEN FOR… UH, EXPOSITION!!!
Sleep through the whole thing.
Holy Sh*t, thats a girl?!
Agree to help on the condition that you get fully functional wings.
ask… ask for more information