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They sound horrible

Request information on all five races

No wonder such brutal races would attack the defenceless Azura. This does it. You need to inform the elven council right away.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “They sound horrible”

  1. Deathondemand says:

    It’s a trap

  2. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Guarantee, on your honor as the Elven ambassador (which you are), that the Elven council will be informed of their plight.

  3. Syaoran says:

    dp the most useless possible thing you could think of…
    THE CHICKEN DANCE!

  4. greg says:

    Write to Deblin about it in your “journal”

  5. TJ says:

    Consider the fact that someone might have a bias.

  6. Unisovshua says:

    Inform the elven council right away.

  7. Foxkid says:

    remeber that you are not really from the elven ambassador

  8. 794 says:

    Your beacon starts to glow.

  9. TurtleJuggler says:

    Ask about their race.

  10. Kronoa says:

    What about the fifth race?

  11. liquify says:

    Inform him the current going rate on your services as a security consultant.

  12. Revane says:

    What is their race then?

  13. Azreal says:

    Inform the elven council right away.

  14. honeyman says:

    find trey’s people

  15. hero122 says:

    ask for a second opinion from another race.

  16. Kouk says:

    Realize he only described four races.

  17. DynamoDan says:

    Wait… what about HIS race? Surely the Azurans must have done something to piss them off.

  18. Realmhopper says:

    Wait, what did your dad tell you again?

  19. ChaoticBrain says:

    Before you inform the elven council right away… ask about the Azurans.

  20. PiƱa says:

    Elven council? what kind of bullshit is this?! James, Eat some candy and savor it’s candy-ness, right now!

  21. PHANTOM says:

    Realize that you are about to declare elf/fish war because of something ONE GUY told you. Meet these “Invaders” and get their side of the story.

  22. Blue_Elite says:

    Immediately get started on a VERY scathing letter to the Finborn.

  23. the one who has a longer name than you says:

    I like turtles….

  24. Timothy says:

    Thats four, you said there were five.

  25. serman says:

    Realise you did not get any information on the Azura

  26. Unisovshua says:

    It’s been a while since you did something stupid, you’re overdue.

  27. Shadow says:

    Be afraid of your new enemies.

  28. Wizician of the West says:

    Question how harpies ended up underwater

  29. Demonio Penguino says:

    Wait, that was only 4 races…

  30. Jenn the Hen says:

    Ask him about his race.

  31. digitalwolf says:

    ask him to explain his own race

  32. Kgummy says:

    Find out what the parade was.

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