Feed John’s book to the octopus
You do just that.
What do you do?
Tell Douglas to stop dilly-dallying with the octopus and walk away.
Ask what Johns doing up there, as you have just noticed him.
Give your new octopus friend for a high five.
Edit: “a high five”, not “for a high five”.
leave as if nothing happened
Duck out of the way of John’s wrath and Douglas’ vomit.
Give it the axe of manliness and the coon hat.
Ask john if we cool now.
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
Realize that John is, in fact, not the octopus
Ask John what’s up.
demand crazy bearded man step down from your FRIEND mr. Octo.
take Johns goatie
Levitate up to John and slap him in the face.
Grab Douglas and get going.
Ask the Octopus out on a “just friends” date
Run!
Or
Cast Magnetify to get Douglas, then RUN!
Take a mental Picture of his face RIGHT NOW and Hang it on your wall in your house FOREVER!!!
Laugh at how Douglas’s face keeps changing color.
Ask Mr.Octo if he wants to join your party.
You have just done a good deed. Pat yourself on the back.
Rejoice at the fact the last curse has gone!…
Then invite your new octopus friend into your party…
And THEN notice John.
make things worse
Hug the octopus
Er…lol?
tell Douglas to throw up NOW.
Hug the octopus and leave.
find john
Tell Douglas too stop playing with his new friend and hurry up
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Tell Douglas to stop dilly-dallying with the octopus and walk away.
Ask what Johns doing up there, as you have just noticed him.
Give your new octopus friend for a high five.
Edit: “a high five”, not “for a high five”.
leave as if nothing happened
Duck out of the way of John’s wrath and Douglas’ vomit.
Give it the axe of manliness and the coon hat.
Ask john if we cool now.
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
Realize that John is, in fact, not the octopus
Ask John what’s up.
demand crazy bearded man step down from your FRIEND mr. Octo.
take Johns goatie
Levitate up to John and slap him in the face.
Grab Douglas and get going.
Ask the Octopus out on a “just friends” date
Run!
Or
Cast Magnetify to get Douglas, then RUN!
Take a mental Picture of his face RIGHT NOW and Hang it on your wall in your house FOREVER!!!
Laugh at how Douglas’s face keeps changing color.
Ask Mr.Octo if he wants to join your party.
You have just done a good deed. Pat yourself on the back.
Rejoice at the fact the last curse has gone!…
Then invite your new octopus friend into your party…
And THEN notice John.
make things worse
Hug the octopus
Er…lol?
tell Douglas to throw up NOW.
Hug the octopus and leave.
find john
Tell Douglas too stop playing with his new friend and hurry up