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Where is the fire?

Latch on to one of the holes in the drill and suck in

You try to keep yourself alive, but end up being stuck to the drill. On a side note some guy is asking about you.

What do you do?

43 Suggestions for “Where is the fire?”

  1. Koyal says:

    Be a nice guy and inform this total stranger where the E.L.F is, he is sure to be here to defeat those bad guys.

  2. No_reply says:

    ALWAYS THIS GUY. GAWHD…

    Wait, how’d he know where you were? Go ask.
    And suggest that he shave. It dosen’t look macho, Just stupid. D:

  3. Unisovshua says:

    Since you’re stuck to the drill, stay as quiet as possible and hope Techy will save you.

    OR

    Sic ‘im, Warrior cat!

  4. Kgummy says:

    Tackle hug him. Clearly he only wants to hug you.

  5. Danny says:

    Attack the bandit leader with Mage cat while Archer cat help’s you get of the drill.

  6. honeyman says:

    SUPRISE ATTACK!

  7. TannimFodder says:

    Enact a Benny Hill-esque chase scene.

  8. Lancer says:

    Kill.
    OR
    RUN!!!

  9. Supernerd says:

    Just wait there until the situation changes.

  10. Jenn the Hen says:

    Just wait for the plot to save you.

  11. NightFlame says:

    Cast Confuzzle onto your rival.

    OR

    Cast Petrify onto him.

  12. BardVLW says:

    Cast Confuzzle on yourself!

  13. hero122 says:

    petrify his legs, or his whole body

  14. Loof says:

    Mental note: Get water breathing spell next time we level up, handy while underwater.

  15. Blue_Elite says:

    Next

  16. Choppstix says:

    Disguise yourself with the coon hat and mustache and casually walk away.

  17. Compact says:

    Lay low, maybe he won’t see you.

  18. PHANTOM says:

    Scream for help from your fish friends.

  19. Kyojitsu says:

    Attempt the Fable Middle finger followed by a vulgar thrust and liquefy the drill if your stuck to it :D

  20. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Quickly attempt to attach your curses on to the unnamed follower-less leader.

  21. /sher says:

    Give this guy a fitting nickname.
    Like Wiggletoosh.

  22. Myself says:

    Let go and conjure self bouncy

  23. FREEZE HIM BEFORE HE KILLS YOU!!!

    or

    CAT ARMY FULL ATTACK!!!

  24. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    Stay quiet and observe him

  25. Foxkid says:

    punch the glass with your face!

  26. Moltrox says:

    Confuzzle him and charge at him with the Bandit Blade.

  27. Mushy says:

    Disguise yourself with your garden robes.

  28. ZombieRat says:

    Barf up nasty seawater on the new guy’s head and ruin his hair.

  29. horkak says:

    remember the good times you two had

  30. Revane says:

    What the hell. He doesn’t even have a name, yet he’s a recurring villain.

  31. DynamoDan says:

    ask him if that ugly brown thing on his neck is his beard, a sack, or his lunch.

  32. BardVLW says:

    Have Mage Cat cast dopplegangerize on you so the clone can work as a distraction.

  33. Unisovshua says:

    Release Joshua

  34. Kouk says:

    Ask this complete stranger what’s up with his weird face.

  35. Necromantic says:

    Atone for misdeeds

  36. Ajiryn says:

    Wonder why the CRIMSON LANCE is after you. The shoulder pad and chest emblem say EVERYTHING.

  37. kenarg66 says:

    i remember him the guy that killed james PAYBACK

  38. Farchiten says:

    INVISIBILITY FTW!

  39. Farchiten says:

    oh… the “curse”..

  40. TJ says:

    Don’t… make… a sound…

  41. Dellis says:

    AXE him a question

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