Liquify the window bars
You fail, as your spells disintegrates in thin air just like they do when you’re out of mana, it may have something to do with the hex the guards put on you. You and Techy also seem to be stripped out of any form of weapon or good clothes.
What do you do?
Use your last resort weapon, whine.
Quickly, when you got the chance. ESCAPE.
Point ot the Beacon. You have a half demon and you aren’t afraid to use him!
persuade the guard into giveing your belt back. It’s just a belt, nothing fancy.
RELEASE THE FELINES!!
Bribe guards with gold.
second ChaoticBrain, bring out the cat army!
Either
Get the cats to rescue you.
OR
Attempt to trick the guards.
Realize the GM must have a fetish for curses/hexes.
Enter berserker rage.
attempt to seduce the guards
Hope that the beacon would activate.
Bash down the door with Techy’s head.
check to see if you are wearing pants
Use high Charisma to win over/trick the guard.
They know nothing of elves or dwarves, so you can claim to have almost any silly fake trait your want. For all they know, standing within 25 feet of an Elf causes cancer.
FISH CANCER.
dance for the guards
Enjoy the holidays in your cell.
OR
Make a make-shift fort from whatever you can find.
santa, save us!
Skip the storyline panel, do a holiday one instead.
Seduce the guards with your Elvish charisma.
Archer cat to the rescue!
Convince them to let you go because it’s Christmas Eve.
Laugh at them for not stealing your gold!
Warrior cat, destroy.
Shout “HELP!” really really loudly.
swat at the hex
Attempt to use your scroll of summon walrus by throwing it at Techy
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Release Joshua.
check to see if you still have your cat army.
Resort to drinking your own urine to survive.
After the guards leave, use your walrus scroll on the door.
fashion your robes as a hat
Merry Xmass
Use Persuasion to have the guard open your cell
wear your coon hat and pierced garden robe as a disguise, also give Techy the axe of manliness and wield the knife
Release the Joshua!
OR
Cat Army, Assemble!
use Techy’s shoes to dig a hole out of there!
Wait for Mage Cat to liquify the bars FOR you.
Use the scroll of summon walrus.
Go to sleep.
Make something nice out of the clothes you have.
Fashion is important!
Whine until something happens
Also, celebrate Fishmas while your at it
NEW CURSE ACQUIRED. IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE.
Poke the beacon, its about time it does something besides floating above your head!
Ask the guard for the key.
Have a holiday party with the guards, slip away at the end.