Trap yourself before someone else traps you
Oh man, look at her. She’s stunned.
What do you do?
Spontaneously combust
kill for gold and glori!(a)I mean, glory.
tell her she’s pretty
do something stupid with the last of your mana.
or
be saved by the real One.
HAVE YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY STICK.
Dance!
Laugh like a maniac…
Now burninate her while she is defenceless.
Advance the plot by being carried to the amazon village.
get Douglas to talk to his brethren.
Wonder why you didn’t chek out anything in the new expansion I.E. The new dungeons and exp possibilities.
Tell that hippy to put on some damn clothes
death by shnoo shnoo
Make fun of her hair.
INCINERATE IMMEDIATLEY
Get captured
go through secret exit in bag
Ask her where you could pick up spiderturkey for your own head.
dance in a way that makes you avoid everything that should have killed you!
Get needlessly involved with another new race.
Trap her instead.
Try casting two spells at once(Incinerate & Sex Change).
Do something incredibly stupid.
Realize that in the midst of all these traps, you no longer possess the statue of you idol (Inventory check), and then remember you’re supposed to be taken hostage right about now (Plot advancement, seeing as your party members are incapacitated).
Accidentally do something productive. Or producive.
Exp! Exp! Exp!… Plz?
Be saved by your jealous wife.
Keep taunting her while ignoring whatever she’s about to do.
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Spontaneously combust
kill for gold and glori!(a)I mean, glory.
tell her she’s pretty
do something stupid with the last of your mana.
or
be saved by the real One.
or
HAVE YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY STICK.
Dance!
Laugh like a maniac…
Now burninate her while she is defenceless.
Advance the plot by being carried to the amazon village.
get Douglas to talk to his brethren.
Wonder why you didn’t chek out anything in the new expansion I.E. The new dungeons and exp possibilities.
Tell that hippy to put on some damn clothes
death by shnoo shnoo
Make fun of her hair.
INCINERATE IMMEDIATLEY
Get captured
go through secret exit in bag
Ask her where you could pick up spiderturkey for your own head.
dance in a way that makes you avoid everything that should have killed you!
Get needlessly involved with another new race.
Trap her instead.
Try casting two spells at once(Incinerate & Sex Change).
Do something incredibly stupid.
Realize that in the midst of all these traps, you no longer possess the statue of you idol (Inventory check), and then remember you’re supposed to be taken hostage right about now (Plot advancement, seeing as your party members are incapacitated).
Accidentally do something productive. Or producive.
Exp! Exp! Exp!… Plz?
Be saved by your jealous wife.
Keep taunting her while ignoring whatever she’s about to do.