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Badger, badger ____

Go on an extreme diet in an attempt to not look chubby

You wander off to a nearby forest to get mushrooms for your new diet. Even though you haven’t eaten in weeks, this seems like a good idea.

What do you do?

29 Suggestions for “Badger, badger ____”

  1. patpat says:

    don’t get ambushed

  2. Ann Idiot says:

    attack the tree

  3. Ulli says:

    Have a magical trip

  4. spamma! says:

    find some mushrooms growing on a tree
    OR
    eat a mushroom and go into a hippie phase

  5. Greg says:

    find some mushrooms growing on a tree
    OR
    eat a mushroom thus going into a hippie phase

  6. Nikochan says:

    accidentally destroy the smurf village

  7. Gargosa says:

    Start making up for lost time and start eating everything you see.

  8. Megamaxmax says:

    Don’t get high on shrooms

  9. Azreal says:

    Eat the ones with smily faces on them.

  10. Azreal says:

    Cause, you know, those have gotta be safe.

  11. honeyman says:

    find a vegetable that has something to do with the plot

  12. TJ says:

    On no, look out for that plot!

  13. Drillgorg says:

    Reunite with your wife.

  14. Supernerd says:

    Exercise while you gather mushrooms!

  15. reccon says:

    the mushrooms are poisoned
    OR
    It’s a trap!
    OR
    It’s Krinn!
    OR
    It’s your wife, leave before she notices

  16. Iknownothing says:

    stumple across your wife

  17. Loof says:

    Try not to pick the kind that puts you in unbearable pain, followed by death.

  18. hero122 says:

    Regain mana.
    collect manashrooms.

  19. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

    Drop dead.

  20. Seach says:

    Bump into plot.

  21. Lancer says:

    Next

    OR

    Run into some plot or something and act like it’s totally unexpected.

  22. ChaoticBrain says:

    Suddenly keel over dead from having not eaten in weeks.

  23. xMinato says:

    Is that a tentacle in the shadows!?

  24. kaploy9 says:

    Get some of the brightest mushroom-type plants you can see.

  25. dhudfw says:

    you realize one of your mushrooms is your wife. OMG GET OUT OF THERE!!!

  26. Titumau says:

    Snake!! It’s a Snakeee

  27. Vayne Rumar says:

    Oooh, it’s a Snaaake

  28. Myself says:

    Find the plot

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