Go on an extreme diet in an attempt to not look chubby

You wander off to a nearby forest to get mushrooms for your new diet. Even though you haven’t eaten in weeks, this seems like a good idea.
What do you do?
Go on an extreme diet in an attempt to not look chubby

You wander off to a nearby forest to get mushrooms for your new diet. Even though you haven’t eaten in weeks, this seems like a good idea.
What do you do?
don’t get ambushed
attack the tree
Have a magical trip
find some mushrooms growing on a tree
OR
eat a mushroom and go into a hippie phase
find some mushrooms growing on a tree
OR
eat a mushroom thus going into a hippie phase
accidentally destroy the smurf village
Start making up for lost time and start eating everything you see.
Don’t get high on shrooms
Eat the ones with smily faces on them.
Cause, you know, those have gotta be safe.
find a vegetable that has something to do with the plot
On no, look out for that plot!
Reunite with your wife.
Exercise while you gather mushrooms!
the mushrooms are poisoned
OR
It’s a trap!
OR
It’s Krinn!
OR
It’s your wife, leave before she notices
stumple across your wife
Try not to pick the kind that puts you in unbearable pain, followed by death.
Regain mana.
collect manashrooms.
Drop dead.
Bump into plot.
Next
OR
Run into some plot or something and act like it’s totally unexpected.
Suddenly keel over dead from having not eaten in weeks.
Is that a tentacle in the shadows!?
Get some of the brightest mushroom-type plants you can see.
you realize one of your mushrooms is your wife. OMG GET OUT OF THERE!!!
Snake!! It’s a Snakeee
Oooh, it’s a Snaaake
Look for Krinn.
Find the plot