Take out axe of manliness as a weapon
THIS AXE IS SO HEAVY! Al the stress seems to be playing tricks on your mind as it sort of sounded like Spring will join your party.
What do you do?
Take out axe of manliness as a weapon
THIS AXE IS SO HEAVY! Al the stress seems to be playing tricks on your mind as it sort of sounded like Spring will join your party.
What do you do?
pretend Spring isn’t there.
report back to the Oracle.
Tell Spring to stay here with Georgia because you and your party have to run an errand and never come back.
Evaluate Spring’s abilities.
Carry the axe in your inventory and just equip it and cast grant strength on yourself the next time you need to fight!
You’re in the land of Amazones. How have you not realised that there must be tons of stuff for sale here? AMAZON, darnit!
examine spring’s stats
“Evaluate Spring’s abilities.”
If you know what I mean.
Loot EVERYTHING.
Check out the stats on ALL your equipment, even the junk in the inventory.
summon walrus now!
Settle for the knife and be on your way.
Leave this place and dump that axe.
Wonder how you could carry it in your inventory easly, but is unable to carry it in your hands.
or
Wonder how you could carry it in your inventory easly, but is unable to carry it in your hands. Then burn your last brain cells trying to figure out the mystic RPG physics.
or
Wonder how you could carry it in your inventory easly, but is unable to carry it in your hands. Then attempt to inventory your head to look inside and see how it works.
Leave the axe there.
I second Aside
On second thought… Wonder if you can have TWO subclasses later or a special MASTER CLASS since you are The One.
Attack!
Pretend not to hear the comment from the Amazon
ask the amazons if they have any supplies or equipment lying around that you could use
use grant strength to use the ax and become a man!
Smack ChaoticBrain across the face for that rude comment
OR
Magically Duct-Tape the ax to your arm.
Ask Ray what stats he increased.
or
Ask out loud “Who leveled up?”
Search the battlefield for spoils of war.
Break a bone
Darn, party full, think of whom to expell.
Spring isn’t a part of your party. She isn’t there at all!
Time to test your CHA upgrade.
Time to test your CHA upgrade…
on Jane.
Realise that you can summun anything from your inventory and use it to summun the greatest sword in the game.
Put the Axe of Manliness back to your inventory and leave before more hellspawns decide to show up.
drop the axe and grab a sword to become a spellsword
Try to stop the plot from making spring join your party
Find another weapon that more perfectly matches your manliness.
notice strange new bar under your manna bar
Loot the hellspawn for a fitting one-handed weapon, failing to do so, just use the knife in your inventory.
Evaluate Spring’s assets. And check out her bewbs.
Join with the queen.
Next.
OR
Think of a name for your party. (comic 737)
OR
Name your party “Awesome Party”.
OR
Try to get out of there before the “Spring has joined your party” prompt.
Think “what would dad do?”
Eat enslaved electric maniac to gain more new abilities.