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Fountain of you

Eat a mushroom

You wander around feasting on a mushroom and stumble upon a spring with a familiar-looking girl in front of it.

What do you do?

44 Suggestions for “Fountain of you”

  1. Danny says:

    Gloria!?What are you doing here?

  2. Supernerd says:

    Do something stupid instead of going to say hello because obviously the GM’s will not allow James to do anything that isn’t stupid.

  3. ChaoticBrain says:

    Start shouting “I FOUND GLORIA!”

  4. Fitzy says:

    Run up and kiss the person, even if you don’t happen to know them.

  5. hero122 says:

    tap shoulder.
    WITH EPICNESS.

  6. NightFlame says:

    Check if it’s a illusion.

  7. Shivington says:

    Judging by when we last saw Gloria, assume it’s a trap.

  8. Proper Gentleman says:

    Offer her a mushroom.

  9. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Ignore Gloria, play in pond.

  10. Blue_Elite says:

    Hallucinate.

    OR

    Go stand next to the girl and say something thoughtful.

  11. Kgummy says:

    Say “Hi Mom!”

  12. pieman170 says:

    gasp!!

  13. Vayne Rumar says:

    Drink from the fountain without regards to consequences.

  14. Em says:

    Check if its a farse.

  15. Gargosa says:

    You drink because water is also good for your diet

  16. Rawrd00d says:

    PUSH HER IN.

  17. Koyal says:

    RUN! Its a mushroom induced dream, and will most likely be VERY scary.

  18. MasterBlade says:

    ITS A TRAP!

  19. TJ says:

    Hug without verifying identity.

  20. Riaxh says:

    perform the test for realism.

  21. PHANTOM says:

    Start tripping balls.

  22. jeremy says:

    IT’S A TRAP!!!!

  23. zeta-mus says:

    Apologize.

  24. ironpenguin says:

    Have a flashback to determine who this familiar person is

  25. Aside says:

    Call out to your beautiful wife.

  26. Revane says:

    DAMN. Hide from her.

  27. Myself says:

    Throw mushroom at girl

  28. honeyman says:

    Commence hug

  29. Kodyack says:

    Enjoy other more vivid hallucinations before collapsing on the floor.

  30. jump in fountain yelling “cannon ball”

  31. midnight says:

    Ask the familiar looking person happens to know if the fountain water does anything for getting rid of curses or helping with diets.

    or

    Epic fail at saying hello

    or

    Say something that makes complete sense if you stop to think about it

    or

    pontificate about the health benefits of mushrooms

  32. Compact says:

    You are obviously compleatly stoned.
    Get out of there.

  33. necoo says:

    be happy and run off with her

  34. Greed145 says:

    Ask if she knows your wife.

  35. Hero123XYZ says:

    Poke her/him/it

  36. Hero123XYZ says:

    OR

    It must be Deblin in discise! Say hello to your long lost half-devil!

  37. Moltrox says:

    Grab her shoulder and tell her you missed her so much.

  38. Choppstix says:

    Cast light on her.

  39. NightFlame says:

    Pinch/Slap/Punch yourself to see if your dreaming.

  40. reccon says:

    RUN! RUN! RUN!!!!

  41. Jenn the Hen says:

    Try to remember who the familiar looking girl is.

  42. Visionary says:

    Realize this is an hallucination caused by the mushrooms you ate.

    … or…

    Go greet the person in front of you.

  43. Kamikaze says:

    Drown the girl for cash and exp.

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