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I never cheat…mostly

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There is clearly some misunderstanding. You only cheat most of the time.

What do you do?

47 Suggestions for “I never cheat…mostly”

  1. AVega says:

    Be offended

  2. Unisovshua says:

    Just roll with it

  3. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Eugh… Face slug, remove it.

  4. /sher says:

    Demand the test involves ice-cream.

  5. Riaxh says:

    of course you didn’t cheat! look at your INT stat!

  6. ChaoticBrain says:

    Mention the weird red beacon thing that Deblin put on you.

  7. Riaxh says:

    unleash the potential of The One.

  8. BardVLW says:

    Roll with it.

  9. FunkyNinjaZ says:

    Explain how one with such a low INT stat could not cheat at such a thing.

  10. necoo says:

    tell him that you don’t want to be something as cleche’ as “the one”

  11. Clydeicus says:

    Steal the Oracle’s fuzzy earmuffs!

  12. Jenn the Hen says:

    Make a confused face.

  13. Jenn the Hen says:

    Notice your beacon signal thingy is gone but don’t say anything.

  14. 794 says:

    THE BEACON! IT’S GONE! I bet deblin used it on you at the ceremony.

  15. Realmhopper says:

    Put two and two together

  16. Buront says:

    DEBLIN IS THE REAL ONE! Explain this to the oracle immediately!

  17. Kamikaze says:

    Tell him that GMChris already said James was NOT the one, and that the beacon was used to project you as the one. Because WDYD’s plot is so hard to guess.

  18. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Tell him it was a beacon spell.

  19. Supernerd says:

    Tell him that you believe that your wife is actually the real The One, and she was kidnapped so you just wanted to use the influence that came with The One’s title to find her even if it meant that you would get in trouble; and that you would rather keep your methods a secret, at least until your wife is safe.

  20. zeta-mus says:

    Off-handedly mention the beacon

  21. Lolrus says:

    Point at the viewers and say it was them.

  22. AMRIV says:

    Say you have no idea.

  23. Gargosa says:

    Now command your followers to make a giant Walrus Statue

  24. Necromantic says:

    Make up an explanation for how you cheated, simultaneously proving that you’re too stupid to cheat.

  25. LolaDaRogue says:

    next

  26. LolaDaRogue says:

    next until plot shows up.

  27. Ajiryn says:

    Wonder what you have to do to get your magic restored already!

  28. Cathral says:

    Ask him where your red triangle is

  29. Unisovshua says:

    Do something incredibly and undeniably stupid that will get you and your party in trouble.

  30. jeremy says:

    Point at the viewers and say it was them.

  31. Vengroe says:

    Realize the purpose of the beacon, and demand an explanation from the book of Deblin.

  32. honeyman says:

    Poke him

  33. Azreal says:

    Accuse him of rigging the competition himself.

  34. PHANTOM says:

    Realize Deblins beacon is gone and be sad.

  35. Digitalwolf says:

    play along so you don’t have to take that test

  36. Digitalwolf says:

    Obviously deblins beacon had something to do with it.

  37. Revane says:

    Blame Deblin.

  38. TJ says:

    Explain how you only cheated by accident!

  39. Vayne Rumar says:

    This guy seems pretty cool, actually.
    Perhaps you could work together to teach those uppity nobles a lesson.

    Conspire with Oracle Sim to cheat on the test and/or beat the system.

  40. Kaelgren says:

    “I never cheat,” I say as cards fall out my sleeves.

  41. DynamoDan says:

    Tell him your dad was a king, so you are technically a prince to an empire he didn’t established.

  42. Wolfhowl44 says:

    How dare he! Cast scroll of summon WALRUS on his brain slug friend!

  43. Max says:

    explain that it’s actually one of your loyal cats that is the one

  44. Sin says:

    When you get a moment alone, write to Deblin asking why he had made you eat a pill that would cause you to have a beacon that said you were The One.

  45. Blue_Elite says:

    Time for Deblin to explain.

  46. necoo says:

    ponder if all half-demons are like this

  47. Dreadclaw says:

    Claim it was the banana people.

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