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Oh yada yada

Go to the ceremony

You find the Farthore flag, and sneak in behind Richard and Elizabeth. There are twenty-seven other noble families who have come as potential candidates and each one has two or three representatives and about twenty bodyguards, so it’s pretty crowded. The oracle starts talking.

What do you do?

46 Suggestions for “Oh yada yada”

  1. Unisovshua says:

    Tackle the oracle

  2. Realmhopper says:

    …wait, didn’t you just marry into a royal family?

  3. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Start screaming, “FREE BIRD” and cast incinerate as a tribute.

  4. Gl1tch says:

    Become the chosen one.

    or

    Assume you are the chosen one and be thoroughly disappointed.

  5. dhudfw says:

    Inventory the Fathore flag

  6. Moltrox says:

    Be the first one to see the Oracle.

  7. Koyal says:

    Make a scene.

  8. FunkyNinjaZ says:

    Ignore the oracle

  9. treeman says:

    your wife is the chosen one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. AED473 says:

    … Wait Did he say INGORED

  11. BardVLW says:

    Next

  12. Supernerd says:

    Find a not so crowded spot at the back and rest there to regain mana. No sense being stuck in the crowd.

  13. Choppstix says:

    Walk over to the oracle and explain why it took you so long to get here.

  14. Riaxh says:

    start a game of boogies with Techy.

  15. Jenn the Hen says:

    Become a bookie and take bets on who will be the chosen one.

  16. Musleblast says:

    OHMYGOD! Realmhopper has a point!

    Since you married someone in a royal family, you are part of a royal family now!!

    So do something stupid that proves you are “THE ONE”.

    AND

    P.S. The person who is writing in your rulebook may not be Deblin. It could be Vezdfdsf… whatever that guy’s name is. (Or his cronies. Whatever.)

  17. Purpelraven says:

    Tell the guy to get on with the ceremony.

  18. Zonath says:

    Ask the oracle why it’s only level 35 after hundreds of years.

  19. Wizician of the West says:

    Don’t really listen but pretend too

  20. Kgummy says:

    Pretend the Oracle is Santa and sit on his lap, and start listing what you want for Chistmas.

  21. Visionary says:

    Enter the line and be the first one to see the Oracle.

    or…

    Push a vain noble away for being such a sissy.

    or maybe…

    Ask Richard if you missed anything in particular while you were away, but address him as “Ray” to see how will he react.

    or even…

    Next.

  22. Myself says:

    Do something stupid

  23. Niriw says:

    Wait for the animated panel showing who is the One

  24. Alex says:

    He’s probably saying something important so try not to make a scene.

  25. Loof says:

    Get selected.

  26. Tyrianstrasz says:

    next

  27. Duck says:

    Listen to the oracle.

  28. hero122 says:

    Witness stuff happen.

  29. DigitalWolf says:

    Watch closely….

  30. 794 says:

    You married a princess! You are then royalty AND eligible to be The One! GO FOR IT!

  31. DKB says:

    Be THE ONE

  32. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Apologise to him.

  33. Mushy says:

    Be an oracle.

  34. /sher says:

    Ask what Jane’s been up to.
    Show genuine interest.

  35. /sher says:

    Inspect oracle

  36. Kodyack says:

    Contemplate your vision and miss the name of whomever was called the chosen one.

  37. Edwardius says:

    Make fun of the glaring typos.

  38. Vayne Rumar says:

    Hold your breath for the entire ceremony, then make a wish.

  39. Make your own flag!

  40. Ulli says:

    INGORE THEN!

  41. TJ says:

    Witness some random guy you’ve never met get named as “The Chosen One”.

  42. necoo says:

    ignore it and leave whatever the outcome it dose not concern you “the one” should be quite capable of saving the world without you.

  43. Blue_Elite says:

    Sabotage the ceremony so that Techy is deemed The Chosen One.

  44. pieman170 says:

    i second blue

  45. ZoomBaby says:

    Realize you need to use the washroom.

  46. Mahta says:

    Wonder what you are doing here cause being the chosen one is not part of any of your quest and thus has no monetary value for you

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