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Relax, guy

Dramatically watch archer cat shoot John in the back of the head

This is going to be pretty intense. You wouldn’t want to miss it.

But you can barely see archer cat, in fact your vision is so blurry you can’t tell what’s what anymore. Also it’s very hot for some reason…oh ok. Now it’s getting colder, and colder, and colder…you think you’ll just pass out now. The cats will take care of you.

Good night.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Relax, guy”

  1. Tyrianstrasz says:

    Scream as loud as you can when you wake up no matter who you see.

  2. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    Just let whatever is gonna happen, happen.

  3. Koyal says:

    “Oh God water please!”
    or
    “Oh Plot, thou has saved me again?”
    or
    When you wake up, ignore everything around you until you can find a mirror and be sure your amazing hair is intact.
    or
    Next (morning)!

  4. Koyal says:

    When waking up, look the the nearest person and ask how is your hair.
    or
    “Doctor, how is my hair? Is it going to make it? Dont lie to me, I’m strong.” (crying afterwards optional)

  5. Iknownothing says:

    scream sit up headbutt the person taking care of you

  6. Fred says:

    Come back to senses to realize Deblin is weeping over your loss.

  7. Niriw says:

    Realize you just pretended to pass out,since you’re an elf and can’t sleep

  8. Nikochan says:

    wake up thinking that you’re in the afterlife

  9. Bloodmoon says:

    From now on call Deblin Archer cat.

    “Archer Cat that was amazing!”
    “What?” says Deblin.

    Also Elves CAN pass-out. Just no sleep, this is unconscious.

  10. terroc says:

    Play as krinn ^_^

  11. Unisovshua says:

    Wake up.

  12. Uber engy says:

    Wake up in the care of your cats.

  13. zeta-mus says:

    Have a revelation about you and your friends

  14. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Wake up and punch the first thing you see.

  15. Shadow says:

    Have another weird dream.

  16. Hero122 says:

    “Doctor, how is my hair? Is it going to make it? Dont lie to me, I’m strong.” (crying afterwards optional)

  17. Gancis says:

    Thank your savior

  18. Master::Unreal says:

    Get some group-experience for getting out of that situation alife

  19. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Once you wake up, claim that the plot once again saved you and that you are the chosen messiah for the religion of drama.

  20. Vayne Rumar says:

    Check up on Violet.

  21. Jack says:

    Hope that mage cat subclassed to cleric.

  22. NickRuback says:

    Everything, but restrain yourself.

  23. Hvezdomuz says:

    Wake up scream at whatever you see and fall senseless.
    AND/OR
    Have an oracular dream.
    AND/OR
    Kiss first thing you see.

  24. reginaldmcmuffin says:

    Hug the first living thing that you see.

  25. A innocent bystander says:

    Wake up to find Deblin crying over you.

  26. ChaoticBrain says:

    Wake up and scream in fright at the first thing you see.

  27. youarereading says:

    dance

  28. Liefizul says:

    Have a vision of Gloria. Wait, what? Oh great, now you’re controlling her.

  29. TJ says:

    Wake up punching. You are clearly still in danger.

  30. Cathral says:

    learn that you cant sleep for the somthingth time and realize that closed your eyes again. (Its the opening part thats tricky)

  31. Dellis says:

    I second Hvezdomuz:

    Kiss first thing you see

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