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Scrumpcious evil

Run in yelling about tomatoes

Just them wait…you’ll be all over their juicy plans of world dominance.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Scrumpcious evil”

  1. Ratzmaus says:

    Waaaait a minute… this candle… come on that HAS to be a secret lever! Pull it!

  2. Butterbum says:

    Activate traps along the way.

  3. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Turn around.

    OR

    Get jumped.

  4. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Loot anything that is not nailed down and on fire.

  5. hero122 says:

    Pull Candle, and inventory it.

  6. Pikanator says:

    Obtain the feeling that you’re being watched.

  7. Alex4646 says:

    Wonder how you can see while the candle is out.

  8. Blue_Elite says:

    Assault the first sentient being you come across.

  9. TurtleJuggler says:

    Notice something’s wrong.

  10. Shadow says:

    Notice that your elf senses are tingling.

  11. Godly says:

    Converse with the locals.

  12. Demonium says:

    run ahead and let your party take care of whatever is behind you

  13. Vyhox says:

    Clean your shoes.

  14. Wizician of the West says:

    I second Vyhox

  15. Digitalwolf says:

    Use your luck technique

  16. Mouldcube says:

    knock out that creature without realising it’s even there

  17. Master::Unreal says:

    cast incinerate on the candle

  18. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    Run through activating traps but somehow dodge every one

    oR

    It’s a TRAP!!

  19. reginaldmcmuffin says:

    Pull out an exostential whip and Swing on it.

  20. Riaxh says:

    dont press/pull any suspicious looking buttons/levers.

  21. Kayar says:

    To quote Young Frankenstein:

    “Put the candle BACK!”

  22. pieman170 says:

    ask the wall for asitance

  23. Hvezdomuz says:

    Déjà vu!

  24. Vayne Rumar says:

    2nd Demonium

    AND/OR

    Compose/Sing a theme song for yourself while running through/past traps.

  25. Supernerd says:

    Take the candle and leave!

  26. Azreal says:

    It’s too dark in here. Cast flare.

  27. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Cast light.

  28. kaploy9 says:

    Use your God-like luck to set off all the traps around you at once.

  29. ChaoticBrain says:

    YOU NO TAKE CANDLE

  30. Megaflareon says:

    That candle looks squishy and red.

  31. terroc says:

    say “I know your watching.” It will really freak someone out if they are and if there not, no one will ever know

  32. Loof says:

    Hit the candle for power-ups.

  33. Iknownothing says:

    kill the candle with fire and selebrate with xp-cookie

    OR

    Find tresure

  34. Myself says:

    Conquer the dungeon in the most dubious way possible

  35. Liefizul says:

    Notice mana is low. Decide now is good time to rest.

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