45 Suggestions for “Sepukku for dummies”

1. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

   January 23, 2011 at 1:24 pm

   M’kay…
2. Master::Unreal says:

   January 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm

   Help Deblin with that harakiri-thing.
3. Pivotman99 says:

   January 23, 2011 at 3:10 pm

   Don’t do it, Deblin! :I
4. me123 says:

   January 23, 2011 at 3:11 pm

   TO ADVENTURE!
5. DKB says:

   January 23, 2011 at 3:11 pm

   Carry one with the seppuku.
6. Wolfhowl44 says:

   January 23, 2011 at 3:12 pm

   Sing him “Under the sea” to Deblin.
7. Sal says:

   January 23, 2011 at 3:14 pm

   Meet back up with the party.
8. Syaoran says:

   January 23, 2011 at 3:16 pm

   fuel his violent mind
9. 794 says:

   January 23, 2011 at 3:31 pm

   SLAUTHER the FISHIES
10. 794 says:

    January 23, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    And earn exp. we all know you neeed some.
11. Jack says:

    January 23, 2011 at 3:35 pm

    Finally notice that your EXP bar is grayed out.
12. PHANTOM says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Stand and stare in awkward silence until somebody does something.
13. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:02 pm

    Take Deblin’s sword as a weapon.
14. Azreal says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:05 pm

    Ask him why he had to steal the carrige.
15. /sher says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Recap on objective
16. Titumau says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    Hit the road.
17. Liefizul says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:28 pm

    Tell him the story exactly how you heard it the first time.

    Y’know, how they need your help to defeat the other races because they’re being bullied. Yeah, that’ll get him on their side.
18. Shadow says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    Comfort Deblin by giving him a shoulder to cry on.
19. Riaxh says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    ask Deblin what he’s been up to since you got killed.
20. RedFox says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    Inventry sword
21. Supernerd says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    Tell him everything you know about them from your perspective!
22. DemonHunterCole says:

    January 23, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    Tell him about the undead army that needs to be eliminated!
23. Hero122 says:

    January 23, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    Remind him of all the undead that need to be re-deaded, dragons in the world that need to be slain, and dragonkin that need to get their asses kicked.
24. Moltrox says:

    January 23, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Tell him about your wife.
25. Johnny says:

    January 23, 2011 at 5:39 pm

    Grab the sword to later test your warrior skillz
26. 1000000facepalmcombo says:

    January 23, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    describe to him the carnagefull wonders that await
27. MasterBlade says:

    January 23, 2011 at 5:41 pm

    Grab your unicorn and RIDE!
28. Duck says:

    January 23, 2011 at 5:58 pm

    Inventory sword!
29. honeyman says:

    January 23, 2011 at 6:07 pm

    Set course for underwater continent

    (I forget it’s name)
30. Tim Thomason says:

    January 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm

    Karate chop the sword out of Deblin’s grasp, idiotically cutting your own hand in the process

    OR

    next

    @honeyman The underwater continent is “Enveil”. I don’t know if it’s connected to Atlantis, which Deblin and James witnessed sinking in 616 (“Oh those two” – the “On the Road Again” flash).
31. Vayne Rumar says:

    January 23, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    Ask Deblin about your grayed-out EXP bar.

    OR

    Demand free healing from Deblin’s minions.
32. Jenn the Hen says:

    January 23, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    Remember that you are still being chased.
33. Tim Thomason says:

    January 23, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    @Tim Thomason

    Scratch that. “Niara” is apparently the underwater continent. “Enveil” must be its capital city or something. I am terrible at continuity.
34. Vozw says:

    January 23, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    Invite him to come with you to the new continent to kill some fish-men! I mean, get some exp.
35. Vozw says:

    January 23, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    OR
    Continue to fuel his violent mind.
36. Necromantic says:

    January 23, 2011 at 7:45 pm

    Ask if you can have his sword

    or

    Recap
37. zeta-mus says:

    January 23, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    Explain why these people need killing.
38. zeta-mus says:

    January 23, 2011 at 10:31 pm

    Begin the Genocide
39. zeta-mus says:

    January 23, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    I’d like to change the above to “Initiate Genocide”
40. Digitalwolf says:

    January 23, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Rally the troops!
41. Cero says:

    January 23, 2011 at 10:58 pm

    Remember the wife
42. TJ says:

    January 23, 2011 at 11:55 pm

    Point out that stabbing a minion isn’t considered sepuku.
43. NightFlame says:

    January 24, 2011 at 1:25 am

    Change the topic to something else.
44. DemonHunterCole says:

    January 24, 2011 at 3:22 am

    Get healed!
45. BluewindMage says:

    January 24, 2011 at 6:13 am

    Continue to avoid the plot