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The ambush

Look for your savior

Wait, you’re doing what now?

What do you do?

47 Suggestions for “The ambush”

  1. Unisovshua says:

    Panic.

  2. Moltrox says:

    Gimme my t-shirt!

  3. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Stand around looking brave, while others die in your name.

  4. Moltrox says:

    OH SHI–

  5. Lancer says:

    Run.
    OR
    Cast some enchanted armor spells on the fighters.

  6. dee says:

    Using their statistics, calculate exactly how long they can swing swords and shoot bows.

  7. kabautz says:

    Looks like it is time for your glorious Cat-Army to shine while you try a silent retreat… again…

    OR

    “WAAAAAAHHHH !!!”

  8. ChaoticBrain says:

    Save Spring.

  9. Vayne Rumar says:

    No, this is no good. They will die for sure, rather pointlessly.
    Time to go against the grain!

    Use authority as The One to order a tactical retreat.

  10. Vayne Rumar says:

    Besides, look how slow they are!
    You could probably out-run them by walking briskly.

  11. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Run back to camp.

  12. an alien says:

    grab breasts.

  13. Riaxh says:

    salute the brave warriors and escape.

  14. Blue_Elite says:

    Lead the leader out of there.

    OR

    Use Techy as a shield.

  15. alexthePWN says:

    Ask the archer lady why her quiver looks so much like a carrot. Then get distracted.

  16. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    What?! Leave the battle while there is loot to be had? Madness.

  17. alexthePWN says:

    Or just you know, help and GAIN A LEVEL.

  18. Fred says:

    Refuse to carry on important tasks just because somebody asks you.

  19. zeta-mus says:

    The hellspawn look sad. Contemplate this.

  20. necoo says:

    have a cup of tea with spring while you catch up with each other

  21. Kgummy says:

    Get their ‘liter’ out of there. Ignore Spring.

  22. terroc says:

    cast Armorify of the amazon warriors and find a more defensible location

    and hope to god they gave you some mana potions for being the one

  23. Syaoran says:

    save someone else’s keister for once

  24. TannimFodder says:

    Run away.

  25. Clydeicus says:

    Make like a tree… and get outta here

  26. Shadow says:

    Try not to forget about Fade while running away.

  27. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    Grab Spring and haul ass

  28. Master::Unreal says:

    Ask where you should take her to. Together with your cat-army, protect the amazon-leader. Scream a battlecry!

    Lets go to Valhalla!

  29. Azreal says:

    Drink the super potion and save everyone.

    OR

    Pull over a hellspawn and ask him if this is what he REALLY wants to be doing.

  30. Release your party members to join the fight!

    or

    Send your cat army against the intruders!

  31. Visionary says:

    Take Spring on your arms and run away.

  32. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

    Loot the skeleton’s body for goodies.

  33. PHANTOM says:

    Ditch her halfway through the forest.

  34. Purpelraven says:

    Watch a stat of yours drop.

    HOW DARE YOU CALL HER LEENA IT SHOULD BE OSMETHING GLORUIOS LIKE LENA. heh lol

  35. horkak says:

    run like your being chased like hellspawn

  36. Koyal says:

    Leaders are vey important, take the role of her bodyguard, Georgia must be protected!
    or
    Question how spring can be the leader of anything.

  37. NightFlame says:

    Do the opposite of what she told you.

  38. Chaotick says:

    Have your cat army cut loose the ropes.

  39. Kouk says:

    Take charge.

  40. Kouk says:

    * Take charge and lead these womenfolk to safety.

  41. Nikochan says:

    swing an arrow and shoot a sword

  42. TJ says:

    …Leave?

    I mean, that’s a reasonable thing to do, right?

  43. /sher says:

    Retrieve party

  44. Myself says:

    Reason with the Hellspawn

  45. honeyman says:

    Run

  46. Ann Idiot says:

    Deploy cat army

  47. A innocent bystander says:

    GO WARRIOR CAT!!!!

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