Cast light
The corridor becomes more and more dark, and eventually you can’t see your own hands, so you cast light on your staff.
What do you do?
Second INCERATE
FIRST
uncast light…….slowly.
cast liquify on self (its free!)
Here!
Cast magnetify…you never know
Okay… now… don’t… PANIC!
Explain to the bats that as the One, and future saviour of the entire world, that you have no time for any silly business, and that they must leave posthaste.
Cast vegetate on the ground, then conjure food
make the bats team members and get them kicked out for being not at least 100metres away from you
Don’t be ryde, introduce yourself
Close your eyes, crouch, and swing your staff above you wildly.
Cast a spell that isn’t light.
Kill all the bats for the experience!
cry
Apologize and put the light away.
Run screaming from the room.
Cast buzz to confuse the bats.
OH GOD INCINERATE
Ohhh Toys for the cats.
Release the cats on them.
keep a bat as a friend
Watch your step.
Become a batman.
Run. Run very fast.
no sudden movements
Next
Release the cats!
Yell for Jock to start the plane!
Wonder why your new robe has boobs.
OR
Cast incinerate on the bats.
Electric Barrier now!
wet robes.
FREAK OUT!
Ask the bats if they know Douglas.
(Cause, you know, they might be vampires.)
Duck.
Stay… very… still… maybe they won’t notice…
Ignore the bats in favor of noticing that your spell didn’t use up any magic power.
HOLY S*** INCINERATE!
Wet robes
Turn off your MP hacks before you get banned… AND FREESOLTE THEM!
Move onward like a boss
Incinerate all the bats, then realise you’re in a cave so all that fire and smoke isn’t going anywhere
UNCAST LIGHT! UNCAST LIGHT!
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Second
INCERATE
FIRST
uncast light…….slowly.
cast liquify on self (its free!)
Here!
Cast magnetify…you never know
Okay… now… don’t… PANIC!
Explain to the bats that as the One, and future saviour of the entire world, that you have no time for any silly business, and that they must leave posthaste.
Cast vegetate on the ground, then conjure food
make the bats team members and get them kicked out for being not at least 100metres away from you
Don’t be ryde, introduce yourself
Close your eyes, crouch, and swing your staff above you wildly.
Cast a spell that isn’t light.
Kill all the bats for the experience!
cry
Apologize and put the light away.
Run screaming from the room.
Cast buzz to confuse the bats.
OH GOD INCINERATE
Ohhh Toys for the cats.
Release the cats on them.
keep a bat as a friend
Watch your step.
Become a batman.
Run. Run very fast.
no sudden movements
Next
Release the cats!
Yell for Jock to start the plane!
Wonder why your new robe has boobs.
OR
Cast incinerate on the bats.
Electric Barrier now!
wet robes.
FREAK OUT!
Ask the bats if they know Douglas.
(Cause, you know, they might be vampires.)
Duck.
Stay… very… still… maybe they won’t notice…
Ignore the bats in favor of noticing that your spell didn’t use up any magic power.
HOLY S*** INCINERATE!
Wet robes
Turn off your MP hacks before you get banned… AND FREESOLTE THEM!
Move onward like a boss
Incinerate all the bats, then realise you’re in a cave so all that fire and smoke isn’t going anywhere
UNCAST LIGHT! UNCAST LIGHT!