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Augmented reality

Take everything that happens in the next few minutes out of context

You prefer inanimate walruses, but whatever works for him.

What do you do?

82 Suggestions for “Augmented reality”

  1. DigitalWolf says:

    have it click in your head and let it all sink in.

  2. DigitalWolf says:

    “Whew! So much for the responsibility of marriage!”…wait…isn’t this ironic?

  3. DigitalWolf says:

    destroy the teddy bear, it is obvious a mind control device.

  4. DigitalWolf says:

    Explain to Gloria how the whole thing is ironic…

    But what would her father think?

  5. Pivotman99 says:

    Be hysterical.

  6. Realmhopper says:

    Be glad that she had a chance to ruin this marriage before you could.

  7. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Realize the more crappy than normal looking HUD, and realize this is all a dream.

  8. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Plus, Dane only has one hand.

  9. Wolfhowl44 says:

    And also, towers can’t talk.

  10. Wolfhowl44 says:

    And the name of the panel is Argumened Reality.

  11. Wolfhowl44 says:

    And, its 10:00 and I’m high on coffee, and have started making comspiricy theories about my fridge.

  12. DigitalWolf says:

    wake up from your dream state trap!

  13. NightFlame says:

    Race check on Dane.

  14. redfishfire says:

    tell her back that you have met someone too, as in the wall-eye-thingy

  15. Drillgorg says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I AM LEAVING AGAIN UNTIL YOU MAKE THINGS RIGHT!

  16. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    Give it a minute and slowly realize whats going on

  17. Kouk says:

    Ask if you still get to be king of her country.

    OR

    Conclude that it is an elaborate ruse.

  18. MasterBlade says:

    Share Gloria with the nice man.

  19. Realmhopper says:

    Go and find some other woman.

  20. Demand your pink grasshopper back!

  21. Chaotick says:

    Notice his level dropping by 2 in as many seconds.

  22. DynamoDan says:

    Don’t feel anything at all.

  23. Mark says:

    Realize what is really happening and get enraged by the fact that everyone leaves you and whenever something good happens to you, it gets destroyed or lost later, resulting in rage making you level up few times or find mecha or armor of manliness(GIGA DRILL BREAKER)

  24. TJ says:

    Punch the wall hard.

    …Then realize what they’re trying to tell you.

  25. Nikochan says:

    punch Dane in the face

  26. Loof says:

    We still get to be a prince, right?

  27. Dellis says:

    Tell K’on you won’t be fooled by his Gloria disguise.

  28. RedFox says:

    Nod and smile, whilst being oblivious to what’s being said.

  29. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Actually, I second RedFox

  30. an alien says:

    Bring her attention to this pannel: http://what-do-you-do.net/2009/07/ebony-dead-flesh/

  31. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

    Realize that the exp bar is gray, which means you’re drunk and this is imaginary, so incinerate Dane.

  32. Liefizul says:

    Fail to understand.

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