Get suspicious of why they are treating her so well
Oh that Dane, always interrupting reunions.
What do you do?
Politely ask who the fuck Dane is?
ask who the hell Dane is?
DANE!? find out who dane is and blame the very nice looking prison cell.
Blame Dane for all the bad things that has happened recently.
Initiate a duel of honor with Dane
against, rather
Oh no! Dane Cook has infiltrated this reality as well. End him now!
Take everything that happens in the next few minutes out of context.
Look at Dane. Scream.
Get jealous, and I mean, lime-green jealousy! or I told you! Its the guard bear, incinerate quick before it says anything else!
I wonder if Dane knows you are married to Gloria? If he doesn’t, slam it in his face.
close your eyes, pretend dane dosn’t exsist and start singing the killjoy song
Challenge Dane to a duel. Then realise you don’t have your weapons.
Fly into a jealous rage over this ‘Dane’ person-thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…. Recap!
Look at Dane and don’t attack him because you have NO idea who this is.
Dane’s probably a girl. Ignore her completely.
Go hug Dane instead.
“Ok, so what happened?”
Slooooowly turn around and slooooowly look into Dane’s eyes. Sloooooowly open your mouth and sloooowly be stunned by surprise or hammer.
Assume Dane is a childhood friend of yours and ask how hes been doing
FIGHT FOR HER LOVE!!!
Chew her out for getting jealous over your female friends when she’s sleeping with guys on the side.
Let lady luck do all the work for you. Armorify Dane (or any random spell).
OR… laugh at Danes chatbox colour
Encourage Dane to start a lengthy introduction monologue, then sneak Gloria through the hole in the wall while he’s busy flapping his lips.
Listen to Dane as what he is saying is no doubt important.
Dane?
Point at Dane and scream “YOU!” dramatically.
Get away from Gloria before she stabs you in the back.
Ignore Dane until the plot compels you to interact with her/him/it.
Perform an amazing feat of magic (that doesn’t consume mana) in an attempt to surprise or scare Dane.
Demand answers.
Make wild assumptions about Dane.
Hug Dane too!
notice that you are not in kansas anymore
Be amazing at the talking dog named Dane.
Kick Dane’s ass
Stare at Dane for a long period of time
Turn to Dane and shout “You!”
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Politely ask who the fuck Dane is?
ask who the hell Dane is?
DANE!? find out who dane is and blame the very nice looking prison cell.
Blame Dane for all the bad things that has happened recently.
Initiate a duel of honor with Dane
against, rather
Oh no! Dane Cook has infiltrated this reality as well. End him now!
Take everything that happens in the next few minutes out of context.
Look at Dane. Scream.
Get jealous, and I mean, lime-green jealousy!
or
I told you! Its the guard bear, incinerate quick before it says anything else!
I wonder if Dane knows you are married to Gloria? If he doesn’t, slam it in his face.
close your eyes, pretend dane dosn’t exsist and start singing the killjoy song
Challenge Dane to a duel. Then realise you don’t have your weapons.
Fly into a jealous rage over this ‘Dane’ person-thing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…. Recap!
Look at Dane and don’t attack him because you have NO idea who this is.
Dane’s probably a girl. Ignore her completely.
Go hug Dane instead.
“Ok, so what happened?”
Slooooowly turn around and slooooowly look into Dane’s eyes. Sloooooowly open your mouth and sloooowly be stunned by surprise or hammer.
Assume Dane is a childhood friend of yours and ask how hes been doing
FIGHT FOR HER LOVE!!!
Chew her out for getting jealous over your female friends when she’s sleeping with guys on the side.
Let lady luck do all the work for you. Armorify Dane (or any random spell).
OR… laugh at Danes chatbox colour
Encourage Dane to start a lengthy introduction monologue, then sneak Gloria through the hole in the wall while he’s busy flapping his lips.
Listen to Dane as what he is saying is no doubt important.
Dane?
Point at Dane and scream “YOU!” dramatically.
Get away from Gloria before she stabs you in the back.
Ignore Dane until the plot compels you to interact with her/him/it.
Perform an amazing feat of magic (that doesn’t consume mana) in an attempt to surprise or scare Dane.
Demand answers.
Make wild assumptions about Dane.
Hug Dane too!
notice that you are not in kansas anymore
Be amazing at the talking dog named Dane.
Kick Dane’s ass
Stare at Dane for a long period of time
Turn to Dane and shout “You!”