SCALE THE FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM
You’ll surely find some wisdom in here…or drown.
What do you do?
sudden realisation!
I… I know everything… I AM EVERYTHING!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Share your life story with Jane, even though she was with you most of the time.
Or
Trow Jane in the Well!
Jane is right, it might be hard, but you must face your problems, cry a river for losing the love of your wife.
throw a naked party for all the old folks. see how the young people like THAT.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swiimmiiing swiimmiing swiimmiinng …
Search well for hidden lewt and/or passages. Can’t have a well without a dungeon connected to it.
vegitate the well so you can climb out.
become immortall
Look for something that might save you.
Swim to the bottom, and look for any caves with a boss monster.
cast light.
Cast Liquify on the well water.
Look down.
Old man rant about the good ol’ days until something interesting happens
Freezolate the water. And go ice skating in the well.
Accidentally confess your eternal love for Jane.
Reveal your undying love for Jane
Age like crazy
Become so old that you loop around and become young again.
Have an epiphany.
Remember that since Jane is undead, she might well be much older than you have become. Then confess your love to her.
All’s well that ends well.
Attempt to scale the walls of the well, then break hip in the process.
find the magical leprechaun thats making the old people older
Keep mumbling to yourself.
Whine your way out.
Age into dust.
Try to breath
Drink water in the well.
You’re an old guy… OF course you have to wait for Jane to rescue you!
well you know what they say, with age comes wisdom.
And your about to get very, very old.
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sudden realisation!
I… I know everything… I AM EVERYTHING!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Share your life story with Jane, even though she was with you most of the time.
Or
Trow Jane in the Well!
Jane is right, it might be hard, but you must face your problems, cry a river for losing the love of your wife.
throw a naked party for all the old folks. see how the young people like THAT.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swiimmiiing swiimmiing swiimmiinng …
Search well for hidden lewt and/or passages. Can’t have a well without a dungeon connected to it.
vegitate the well so you can climb out.
become immortall
Look for something that might save you.
Swim to the bottom, and look for any caves with a boss monster.
cast light.
Cast Liquify on the well water.
Look down.
Old man rant about the good ol’ days until something interesting happens
Freezolate the water. And go ice skating in the well.
Accidentally confess your eternal love for Jane.
Reveal your undying love for Jane
Age like crazy
Become so old that you loop around and become young again.
Have an epiphany.
Remember that since Jane is undead, she might well be much older than you have become. Then confess your love to her.
All’s well that ends well.
Attempt to scale the walls of the well, then break hip in the process.
find the magical leprechaun thats making the old people older
Keep mumbling to yourself.
Look down.
Whine your way out.
Age into dust.
Try to breath
Drink water in the well.
You’re an old guy… OF course you have to wait for Jane to rescue you!
well you know what they say, with age comes wisdom.
And your about to get very, very old.