Take a glance at Mage cat’s report
Ok you get the mountain with a portal on the right, but what the hell is the thing on left?
What do you do?
Take action without regard to the consequences.
Hey, it’s Mordor! You’ve been there (“On the Road Again” video).
Anyway,
Wildly toss map at Trey*Dar in a desperate attempt to blind him.
Ask Trey*Dar what is that thing
Show off some of your new abilities, preferably on his face.
cast sparkleise on the report and wright on the cover “treasure map”
Pick up the slack that Deblin has left, and be amusingly evil.
see if holding it upside down helps
Berate Mage cat for doodling and… wait… Trey*Dar?
ask nera to help you understand the report
Use Sex Change
poke Trey*Dar in the eyes
Dramatically spit out the Appleade you’ve been drinking at Trey*dar.
Give this guy a free applenade.
Cast Cone of Cold on Trey*Dar.
Then carry his frozen body back to base for interrogation.
say hi to trey*dar
EPIC LVL. 6 BATTLE START!
Inventory it before he can take it.
get rid of the one ring NOW
Kill him and run.
Sauron will get you!!!!
Magnetify him again.
OR
Offer him some Applenade
Tell him you’ll forgive his earlier rudeness and that you are now helping them.
Tell him you have reconsidered and are going to help him, with supplies. Cast Summon Food.
OR, Ask him what that thing on the left is.
Keep distracting Trey*Dar by ignoring him.
Finish reading and offer him some orange juice.
Offer your polite greetings
Smack Trey*Dar with your staff if he insists on interrupting your reading.
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Take action without regard to the consequences.
Hey, it’s Mordor! You’ve been there (“On the Road Again” video).
Anyway,
Wildly toss map at Trey*Dar in a desperate attempt to blind him.
Ask Trey*Dar what is that thing
Show off some of your new abilities, preferably on his face.
cast sparkleise on the report and wright on the cover “treasure map”
Pick up the slack that Deblin has left, and be amusingly evil.
see if holding it upside down helps
Berate Mage cat for doodling and… wait… Trey*Dar?
ask nera to help you understand the report
Use Sex Change
poke Trey*Dar in the eyes
Dramatically spit out the Appleade you’ve been drinking at Trey*dar.
Give this guy a free applenade.
Cast Cone of Cold on Trey*Dar.
Then carry his frozen body back to base for interrogation.
say hi to trey*dar
EPIC LVL. 6 BATTLE START!
Inventory it before he can take it.
get rid of the one ring NOW
Kill him and run.
Sauron will get you!!!!
Magnetify him again.
OR
Offer him some Applenade
Tell him you’ll forgive his earlier rudeness and that you are now helping them.
Tell him you have reconsidered and are going to help him, with supplies. Cast Summon Food.
OR, Ask him what that thing on the left is.
Keep distracting Trey*Dar by ignoring him.
Finish reading and offer him some orange juice.
Offer your polite greetings
Smack Trey*Dar with your staff if he insists on interrupting your reading.