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EXTRA, EXTRA!!!

Demand an explanation from Deblin

Deblin replies “This is the best way, James.”

Taken from “One Watch” magazine:

The One did it again, this time saving a big part of the Enveil Liberation Front (ELF). The aspiring One has been pulling off one good deed after another, and has done so with the help of his party and mainly his best friend and partner Deblin Taruk’Malah. Both Woodrock and Taruk’Malah will be awarded medals for their service, and the full support of the ELF army will be offered to mr.Woodrock.

What do you do?

38 Suggestions for “EXTRA, EXTRA!!!”

  1. Riaxh says:

    make Deblin your agent.

  2. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Reunite with the rest of your party for the party.

  3. Vayne Rumar says:

    Just go with it.

    Getting false credit is better than getting no credit at all.

  4. Visionary says:

    Give Deblin a thumb up.

  5. Jack says:

    Commit a random act of kindness.

  6. Myself says:

    Do something stupid

  7. Have Deblin finish the conversation you started before your kidnapping

  8. Shadow says:

    Play along and enjoy the celebrations.

  9. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

    Kick someone in the balls.

  10. qwerty says:

    Have Lawyer Cart sue the OneWatch for the use of Woodcock(c).

  11. Angryguy says:

    See what your other party members are up to

    Or

    Party time (Where you will most likely fuck things up)

  12. nikochan says:

    start asking Deblin why is he alive, but then notice that you’ll get a medal!

  13. ChaoticBrain says:

    Ask Deblin how he plans to exploit his good publicity.

  14. Wolfholw44 says:

    See if the medals are made of chocolate.

  15. alex4646 says:

    Time to use SCROLL OF SUMMON WALRUS!

  16. redfishfire says:

    go powerhungry again

  17. fredmaster says:

    receive exp for completing some sort of quest

  18. honeyman says:

    make deblin a high authorit in the army

  19. Tim Thomason says:

    Ooh, fill out the crossword!

  20. Wolfholw44 says:

    Demand a cape from them, too. Gotta catch ‘em all!

  21. NightFlame says:

    Ask them what the reward is.

  22. Niriw says:

    “Convince” Deblin to tell you everything about cheating on The One thing

  23. TJ says:

    Be misquoted in the article.

  24. necoo says:

    misuse the elf army

  25. TheDoctorJocelyn says:

    Complain that the picture makes you look fat

  26. treeman says:

    make the medal shiny

  27. Timothy says:

    Misuse your new army.

  28. kaploy9 says:

    Order the army to retrieve the rest of your party.

  29. Blue_Elite says:

    Realize your last name is the combination of two unrelated materials.

  30. Digitalwolf says:

    Have someone try and fill you in on the debauchery going on here.

  31. Digitalwolf says:

    Find out if Jane is ok

  32. Digitalwolf says:

    Ask deblin how was hell

  33. Nosxas says:

    Demand Deblin to answer all your questions. Except this time do it with the magic-spell overdose thing to make sure he finally tells you.

  34. Diabolis says:

    give em all the finger, you are not a media whore

  35. BoozeAddict says:

    Go eat icecream with Deblin. Your treat!

  36. RedFox says:

    I second the icecream!

  37. Riaxh says:

    let the fame go to your head.

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