Well, now that you’ve started your midlife crisis and gotten a new steed recently, you should start doing Dangerous Dungeon Delving.
It’s awesome due to the alliteration.
change your alignment to chaotic evil and incinerate something
or
go into a stoic silence until otherwise forced
or
Learn to deal with your problems way better then would be possible in real life
next
look around for a replacement
Go kill things!
return to the oracles.
Realize you never wanted to marry her in the first place, and that you are now happy without her.
Well, now that you’ve started your midlife crisis and gotten a new steed recently, you should start doing Dangerous Dungeon Delving.
It’s awesome due to the alliteration.
Tell Fade where Techy & Deblin.
>Ask Fade when she got here.
Well, team meeting.
What next?
now that were done with the side quest let’s begin on the real quest… win back the heart of your true love
Wonder when Fade came in.
with acceptance out of the way do something stupid that is unquestionably beneficial to the entire world like a “the one” is supposed to do.
Situation check
Remember Them, you know, that were trapped by Gloria, and asked for your help which you never gave?
Adventureing time!
spend one panel to show your love for gloria
Hit on the first living female you encounter.
Note the tail on your HP bar :O!
Oh or
Get on with your real quest and mark some things on a map for your REAL QUEST fo charting 1/3 of the continent!
Find Warrior Cat.
move onto the ang.ry dancing stage of greif
Oh wait! You forgot depression. Go spend a hundred panels on angst!
Call a siege on Verzat’s castle.
Divorce Gloria. Get rich.
OR…
Tell elven authorities of Gloria’s incompliment of the law.
Kiss Jade in despise.
Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in the eye.
Attack the first annoying thing you see with your HP bar.
Begin new love interest with Jane/Fade.
Find out about that dang EXP bar already.
1. Marry Fade.
2. ???
3. Profit!
notice that you are falling down the tower, then forget about it
notice that you are falling off of the tower, then forget about it
crap sorry for the double comment
Become stoic
Find a rebound girl
Marry the next female you see.
Wonder if your old goatee would have impressed her more that your clean-shaven face.
Realize that with Gloria gone, you are once again the lowest level person you know.
Rinse and repeat. Begin the grieving cycle again.
File for divorce.
Realize you skipped depression.
Get a new girlfriend and prove you’re over Gloria.
OR
Destroy tower as you escape.
Go rescue Techy and Deblin.
Ask how she got here.
Realize you just walked out. This was a terrible kidnapping.
notice that you are outside now
Stay single for awhile
or
Find a rebound
or
continue on your way, you’ll be alright.
change your alignment to chaotic evil and incinerate something
or
go into a stoic silence until otherwise forced
or
Learn to deal with your problems way better then would be possible in real life