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Wow, it’s like it’s a whole army of killjoys…

What do you do?

44 Suggestions for “Moonlight orchestra”

  1. Wolfholw44 says:

    Convince them to move aside.

  2. Angryguy says:

    Sing a different song

  3. Niriw says:

    Cast Whirlwind to open up a path

  4. Jack, the Super Saiyen says:

    Cast sex change so that they’re all women.

  5. NightFlame says:

    Destroy those morons!

  6. hydrowolfy says:

    Cast invisibility on Krinn and Nera.

  7. Diabolis says:

    throw Nera in to the crowd, kiss the troll and make a daring escape

  8. Vayne Rumar says:

    2nd Niriw; no good guys in the way this time.

    OR

    Take the white-haired girl hostage.
    (standard female grab area + dagger to throat)

  9. qwerty says:

    throw Nera in to the crowd, kiss the troll and make a daring escape

  10. ka'elin says:

    “convince” them you are not the creatures they are looking for

  11. Vayne Rumar says:

    OR

    Drink some delicious geno-cider.

  12. necoo says:

    roll a d20 to see where it gets you

  13. Jack says:

    Remember that you’re not supposed to just slaughter them.

  14. Lancer says:

    Attempt to make friends with them. You’re here to infiltrate, after all.

  15. Azreal says:

    Accuse them of being a whole army of killjoys.

    OR

    Offer them some applenade.

    OR

    Run, you fool!

  16. cmp says:

    Have mage cat clear a path for you.

  17. Digitalwolf says:

    Fleet feet should solve this problem.

  18. Digitalwolf says:

    You have defeated their leader, the war is over suck it up people.

  19. PHANTOM says:

    Kill them all with your wizard magic.

  20. nikochan says:

    cast locust swarm to distract the enemies, then invisibility on all your party

  21. Rebellion777 says:

    sell them applenade…with roofies then make a not so daring escape

  22. Unisovshua says:

    Sing the “Jane is a Killjoy” song to them and see if they relate. Krinn knows the words and can sing Ray’s solo.

  23. zeta-mus says:

    Do not get captured

  24. Myself says:

    Break their faces with fire

  25. BluewindMage says:

    Ask politly for them to move and over react no matter how they respond.

  26. A innocent bystander says:

    Put on your mustache and dance away!

  27. LolaDaRogue says:

    Epic Battle time. Actually Gain some xp for once please.

  28. fredmaster says:

    Cast incinerate on one causing a chain reaction of kills

  29. JamestheElf says:

    Skip the cutscene idiocy and fight them until I’m unconsious or saved miraculiously.

  30. Riaxh says:

    Beam me up Ray.

  31. honeyman says:

    Drink some applenade and spit it out when something astonishing happens

  32. Syaoran says:

    not notice them and instead contemplate the endlessness of the tube your in

  33. Wolfholw44 says:

    They are here for your Applenade, offer some to everyone!

  34. Lunar-tic says:

    How did we get here?!

  35. Liefizul says:

    Use scroll of Walrus Summoning. NOW.

  36. Username6 says:

    I second Liezfizul.

  37. Drillgorg says:

    I third Liezfizul.

  38. Cero says:

    Cast Electric barrier On self and allies and wade through the crowd.

  39. Thanatos1320 says:

    Cast Seismise on the army.

    OR

    Cast Rise elemental (Magma).

  40. Loof says:

    Fleetfeet, invisibility. Run like hell.

  41. Iknownothing says:

    go to jail

  42. RedFox says:

    Cast liquefy on the ceiling

  43. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    Offer them lemonade, but secretly slip a Mickey into each of their drinks. When they all go down, loot all of the bodies.

  44. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    That should be a stupid way to get XP.

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