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Neverending story

Ask more information about what exactly do you have to do

You don’t get any useful information, everyone here is senile…wait, did she just get even older?

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “Neverending story”

  1. Ragnarok says:

    Drink some Water out of the well – it seems delicious

  2. Cero says:

    Poke around town for less senile people

    Or
    Get the hell out of town

  3. Lancer says:

    Investigate well… by which I mean investigate the well, not investigate in a thorough and proper manner… Well, you should still investigate thoroughly and properly, but that’s probably asking too much, so just investigate the well already.

  4. Vayne Rumar says:

    Examine the well.

  5. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Oh no… This place is making you older!!! Look upon your new senile party.

  6. Kayar says:

    Check age.

  7. luricsmaster says:

    give techy some of the water and see what happens

  8. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    Make them throw up the water. If they drink the water, it makes them old, so by forcing the water out of the mouth instead of in, it should reverse the process, right?

    OR

    Conclude that this is the reverse-fountain of youth.

    OR

    Put on the detective hat you had when you first met the green-skined skull protector and deduce what’s going on and how you could possibly reverse this.

  9. Koyal says:

    “Hey random-party-member-here, your look thirst, want a drink?”

  10. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    Or do something so incredibly stupid that you are able to reverse the aging process, complete this side-quest, earn the gratitude of the people, and rescue your friends, take down ves-something, and save the day (not necessarily in that order.)

  11. Ratzmaus says:

    It’s the metal jugs in the village! Something has to be wrong in the mine near here! Go to mine dungeon!

  12. TannimFodder says:

    IT’S THE WELL WATER. FIX THE PROBLEM!

  13. A innocent bystander says:

    second lancer

  14. RedFox says:

    Nuke the well!!!11
    or
    Go for a swim in it.

  15. RedFox says:

    or
    Take some water back for Verzavt to drink. That’ll sort out his lack of rotting.

  16. DigitalWolf says:

    take a sip of the water just to be sure…

  17. DigitalWolf says:

    Seems like the bugs are made of some aging substance, ask them who makes the mugs.

  18. Visionary says:

    Blame the water of the well for making everyone get older and suspend it’s consume for everyone, not forgetting to explain your intentions to avoid a bunch of centenarians trying to kill you.

  19. Visionary says:

    Or…

    Inventory some of the water and label it “Elderly Water”.

  20. Visionary says:

    Or maybe…

    Inventory some of the water and label it “Youth Water”, then forbid everyone from drinking the well’s water.

  21. BluewindMage says:

    Inventory the water and then get the hell out of town

  22. Niriw says:

    Look for a mirror or water and check if you’re ageing too

  23. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    To the CHAIR MUSEUM!!!

  24. Riaxh says:

    ask for Mage cat’s diagnosis.

  25. PHANTOM says:

    Destroy the well.

  26. Hvezdomuz says:

    Drink some of that water – you will have a moustache!

  27. Moltrox says:

    That is the problem, everybody is getting old at some incredible time measures.

  28. hydrowolfy says:

    Drink as much water as you can well pondering why she got older.

  29. Rawrd00d says:

    Throw the lady down the well, and examine the results.

  30. DynamoDan says:

    The only problem is that they are old, keep moving along as this is obviously one of those stupid side quests that has nothing exciting in it.

  31. ohellothar says:

    Offer Jane a delicious mug of fresh well water.

  32. ohellothar says:

    OR

    Throw Jane in the well.

  33. /sher says:

    …Krinn?

  34. valen c. says:

    If water makes them old apply fire to make them young. Fire is the opposite of water

  35. an alien says:

    Cast a spell into the well. It won’t make any difference which one you try to, anyway.

  36. honeyman says:

    jump down the well due to boredom

  37. darkside says:

    make douglas drink water

  38. Jenn the Hen says:

    Destroy the evil well of anti-youth.

  39. TJ says:

    Maybe the water is past the expiration date?

  40. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Drink the water and pray for maturity.

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