Well, technicaly, it’s like the story “A Chrismas Carol”, so do something stupid to the other guy since the other guy can’t see, feel, hear or touch you.
Can it be? The past? Before the first strip, before Relsh Palace? QUICK warn yourself to NOT INVENTORY THE FAIRY! Thats where it all began, your insecurity and loneliness.
(feel free to cut the suggestion in half, I know its too long)
or
Warn yourself about the fairy, tell yourself how this sin devours your soul until this day.
Give younger james your map and warn him to incinerate the dragon rather than kick it so he can actually get xp for that. Also, no juggling Gorgon eggs or talking to sky people…ever.
Look at the guy who looks like you who looks like he has a goate- OHMYGOD ITS YOUR ALTERNATE EVIL SIDE!!!
AN IMPOSER!!! ATTACK!!!
Tell your past self just how awesome you will be, and then steal his goatee.
Also secretly give him your diary. Take that causality.
Your kids James, somethings got to be done about your kids.
Well, technicaly, it’s like the story “A Chrismas Carol”, so do something stupid to the other guy since the other guy can’t see, feel, hear or touch you.
Also, I was the first one to comment.
Whopee.
That guy stole your soul patch!
And your spare clothes!
GET HIM!
Share your powers with him and kill the Knight of Might with him.
Become your own mentor…
Realise you’re John the Warlock from the past.
Be entirely excited about what you’re becoming.
Realize you will become Richard the Warlock(If ya think there is character like this…I DON’T KNOW NOTHING!)
Get Black and Red robes and don them. Also get a hood and dye your hair.
Do something parodoxical
Can it be? The past? Before the first strip, before Relsh Palace? QUICK warn yourself to NOT INVENTORY THE FAIRY! Thats where it all began, your insecurity and loneliness.
(feel free to cut the suggestion in half, I know its too long)
or
Warn yourself about the fairy, tell yourself how this sin devours your soul until this day.
Mock youself about that stupid thing you used to call beard, then incinerate it.
Show Mr. Ape how Jane was the entire time and then see if he has any complaint of making her smile.
Steal his, er, your goatee.
Start touching your other self…
High-five yourslf
Punch yourself.
OR
Mock your past self for being level 1.
I second Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer. (On all two of his suggestions.)
(Unless the GM keeps a constant fear on the players, they will do whatever they want.)
Tell your past self not to be bad.
I second Wolfholw44!!
And since seconding your own motions is okay (Musleblast/Antonio Gutierrez), i second MY own motion ;P
Leave the area before the plot activates.
Laugh at the elf with the messed up hair.
Cause a paradox, and possibly a rip in the fabric of space time….by killing your past self (you are evil James after all)!!
Look at the elf, recognize it is you.
“So… I get my goatee back? SWEET!”
Just play along for now and see what happens.
I third Wolfhowl44.
Realize that if you DON’T kill the magical fairy, you won’t have it for the salty HP powder drink and then you’ll get owned by the dragon! D:
OR
You COULD let the fairy live but be owned by the dragon.
HE HA YOUR GOATEE! AND YOUR FORELOCK!
atempt to communicate with your past/future self.
next
Quickly steal his fairy, he wouldn’t need it anyways.
wonder how you got your goatee back.
Steal the god potion from your past self and use it to kill verzvat and his dragon.
Wonder who is the real YOU: you or yourself.
Wonder if villains have to put up with this kind of crap.
No wonder they’re so cranky.
lay next to yourself
Ask james2 if he is the ghost of christmas past.
Give the good-looking guy your map.
Look at yourself and ask why you ever got rid of that goatee
do something that will horrobly alter the space time continuum
Give younger james your map and warn him to incinerate the dragon rather than kick it so he can actually get xp for that. Also, no juggling Gorgon eggs or talking to sky people…ever.
(Everyone, that’s FUTURE James.)
Look to your le-OH MY GOD YOU FINALLY GREW THAT AWESOME GOATEE!
Oh wait, no. My mistake. IGNORE MY PAST COMMENT!
Congratulate your self on the goatee and work together to kill that douche punchy guy.
kill the old you because the art doesn’t look like what it did when the adventure began
and then James was a zombie.