Dark Elves, you’ll have so much in common
Of course you’ll have stuff in common, it’s like they only exist to copy your culture.
What do you do?
Be racist.
Scream white power.
Fulfill your role as the Elven diplomat the best way you know how to
Find the leader of the Dark Elves
Be superior.
recruit more cats for your army.
Meet ambassador cat and ask for his help.
Make peace offers with fire elemental
Act like a tour guide and tell your companions about the elven stuff they’re ripping off.
Ice skating time!
strut your awesomeness
Do something original, as only a real Elf can.
Be an elf hipster.
Go find dark james. He must be an idiot compared to your amazing talents.
Have Lawyer Cat ready to sue the pants off anyone who disrespects you.
If things go well, you should own half the town by sunset.
OR
Be overly polite to prevent being sued yourself.
By the way, who’s Lionel?
go blackface to blend in
Who the HECK is Lionel?
also cross out the dragonborn… u never want to think of them again
grab ray and recruit an army
Be as offensive as possible
Try to act buddy buddy with the nearest dark elf to see if they also ripped off Elven hospitality.
Hug the first person seen and yell “My Brother!”
Tell anyone who is listening all about elf superiority to dark elves.
Sparkalize Douglas and let him win over the town.
Roll in like a PIMP de la ghetto to prove you’re equals
Storm da town like a G and show off all your bling bling
add to last comment : by using Sparkalize on yourself
Look at Lionel
Is that white thing hair?
Paint your eyes white so you fit in.
@ChaoticBrain and LolaDaRogue – Lionel is one of Ray’s two or three guards that have been around this whole time. He was the guy who found James after he liquified himself and deliquified on the island.
2nd Blackface.
Be a hipster.
Turn around and accuse some one of doing something! Dramatically!
be gloomy
Feel superior and make sure everyone knows it
Be haughty.
Complain to the elves how much you’re shipmates aren’t elves, and complain to your shipmates how much the dark elves are copying real elves.
Become interested in the first female you see.
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Be racist.
Scream white power.
Fulfill your role as the Elven diplomat the best way you know how to
Find the leader of the Dark Elves
Be superior.
recruit more cats for your army.
Meet ambassador cat and ask for his help.
Make peace offers with fire elemental
Act like a tour guide and tell your companions about the elven stuff they’re ripping off.
Ice skating time!
strut your awesomeness
Do something original, as only a real Elf can.
Be an elf hipster.
Go find dark james. He must be an idiot compared to your amazing talents.
Have Lawyer Cat ready to sue the pants off anyone who disrespects you.
If things go well, you should own half the town by sunset.
OR
Be overly polite to prevent being sued yourself.
By the way, who’s Lionel?
go blackface to blend in
Who the HECK is Lionel?
also cross out the dragonborn… u never want to think of them again
grab ray and recruit an army
Be as offensive as possible
Try to act buddy buddy with the nearest dark elf to see if they also ripped off Elven hospitality.
Hug the first person seen and yell “My Brother!”
Tell anyone who is listening all about elf superiority to dark elves.
OR
Sparkalize Douglas and let him win over the town.
Roll in like a PIMP de la ghetto to prove you’re equals
Storm da town like a G and show off all your bling bling
add to last comment : by using Sparkalize on yourself
Look at Lionel
Is that white thing hair?
Paint your eyes white so you fit in.
@ChaoticBrain and LolaDaRogue – Lionel is one of Ray’s two or three guards that have been around this whole time. He was the guy who found James after he liquified himself and deliquified on the island.
OR
2nd Blackface.
Be a hipster.
Turn around and accuse some one of doing something! Dramatically!
be gloomy
Feel superior and make sure everyone knows it
Be haughty.
Complain to the elves how much you’re shipmates aren’t elves, and complain to your shipmates how much the dark elves are copying real elves.
Become interested in the first female you see.