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Dark elfie

Say an army of hellspawn wants to take over and your team needs assistance

Snowflake better be the secretary, you’re sick of all the nicknames these elves keep giving you. If only you had their originality.

What do you do?

45 Suggestions for “Dark elfie”

  1. Iknownothing says:

    fine kill the guy get back done

  2. Wizician of the West says:

    The Ladybug Inn better not be a giant ladybug building

  3. Niriw says:

    Get the job done

  4. RedFox says:

    Notive similarities between you and snowflake…

  5. Hero122 says:

    Get ready, it’s obviously rhode.

  6. Hydrocow says:

    You hair is way to awesome to insulted so she must be talking about the her secretary. or should we say your new secretary >:)

  7. Diabolis says:

    kill the princess of course

  8. Inc says:

    Say hello to Rhode.

  9. Azreal says:

    Be nice to the secretary. Those who rule decide nothing, those who write down decisions decide everything.

  10. Moltrox says:

    Complain with Negan about Emilia while you walk out of the castle.

  11. Kamikaze says:

    Take ghettoflake out for a walk.

  12. Cathral says:

    Start copping their copping of you

  13. Pazno says:

    Complain about how their Ladybug Inn is just like the Elves’ Coccinellid Hotel.

  14. LolaDaRogue says:

    Do something that will earn you evperience for once.

  15. Jack says:

    Accept, because an imitation quest can’t possibly be a challenge for a real elf.

  16. Riaxh says:

    take care of the matter swiftly.

  17. Loof says:

    Incinerate the inn.

  18. TSSL says:

    Say “if you’re such a perfectionist, why did you say ‘make the public thing’ instead of ‘make the public think’?”

  19. pieman170 says:

    do what she says its for the best

  20. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Oh hey I think I know who this will be…

    Remember your old rival?

  21. bardvlw says:

    Flirt with Snowflake on the way there

  22. bardvlw says:

    Change your hairstyle

  23. Visionary says:

    Be friendly with that Human Mage so you’ll not be attacked when you say he must go away.

  24. DJisbored says:

    Steal their originality. Show them how it feels.

  25. zeta-mus says:

    Maintain your dignity

  26. Sarcastic Samurai says:

    Get angry.

  27. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Cast liquify on the ground under the inn. Possibly from out the window of the throne room.

  28. Crazycolorz5 says:

    start fighting with pride/vainity……………
    or next

  29. Supernerd says:

    This human mage you speak of… By any chance is he a warlock named John?

  30. honeyman says:

    Head to the inn and randomly shout “you again!”

  31. jdude145 says:

    Head to the inn and randomly shout “you again!”

  32. BatterySphere says:

    Flirt with Snowflake or Megan or whatever her name is.

  33. Kratoyd says:

    you’re*

  34. Vayne Rumar says:

    Ask Megan who does her hair; you could use a trim.

    OR

    Ask Megan how long the royal stick has been up the queen’s ass.

  35. Vayne Rumar says:

    OR

    Sue everything that moves.

  36. necoo says:

    oh god its…ITS… RHODE

  37. Mcderp says:

    Ask who is Snowflake and why did someone name themselves that.

  38. TJ says:

    Leave, but draw something assymetrical on the wall before you go.

  39. Quiddle says:

    Accept the side quest and journey to the Ladybug.

  40. ThatGUY says:

    Destroy Dark Elf capital.

  41. Teyalora says:

    Accept quest, and loose the prejudice.

  42. Jeremy says:

    Just light the entire inn on fire.

  43. Vayne Rumar says:

    OR

    Have an adventure in diversity.

  44. Blue_Elite says:

    Take out your frustration on “snowflake” on the way to the inn.

    OR

    Mock Megan for being pale for a “dark” elf.

  45. caberea says:

    Let one of the sins take care of it for you

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