Realize that Sloth decided to take a nap like half an hour ago
Problem free once more!
What do you do?
Make friends
Wake Sloth up! Then continue to wake him up whenever he falls asleep until he agrees to leave you alone.
tuck him in and kiss his forehead
Ask the native for some shampoo for your hair.
There’s a man with a bigger poking stick behind you.
Just burninate him already.
Conjure Food as a gesture of goodwill.
OR
Cast Phoenix on yourself and claim to be a god.
Share your feast with your new native friend!
Envy the man with the bigger poking stick to summon envy
Calmly speak to the native, and tell him you come in peac-oh who am i kidding, run screaming in terror.
Dont get captured.
Take your new friend by the hand and check on all of your group members to see if you can spot someone commiting sloth. Then kick him.
HARD.
LIKE YOU WOULD WITH REY.
Nevermind, I second ironpenguin.
Respectfully greet the guy with the bigger stick.
Look behind your shoulder, continue poking then quickly look back, horrified.
Say hello to the spear guy.
DANCE
Teach the natives about the wonders of God.
take care of sin while he sleeps and wake up techy.
what’s he looking at huh?
laugh at the guys nose.
Play some juvenile pranks on Sloth, and then deal with the new guy.
put his hand in water then turn to the native and say WASSAAPPPP
draw on sloth
I second honeyman!
Trade sloth for a boat.
Oh gods, why is that native lusting for sloth!
Don’t turn around.
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Make friends
Wake Sloth up! Then continue to wake him up whenever he falls asleep until he agrees to leave you alone.
tuck him in and kiss his forehead
Ask the native for some shampoo for your hair.
There’s a man with a bigger poking stick behind you.
Just burninate him already.
Conjure Food as a gesture of goodwill.
OR
Cast Phoenix on yourself and claim to be a god.
Share your feast with your new native friend!
Envy the man with the bigger poking stick to summon envy
Calmly speak to the native, and tell him you come in peac-oh who am i kidding, run screaming in terror.
OR
Dont get captured.
Take your new friend by the hand and check on all of your group members to see if you can spot someone commiting sloth. Then kick him.
HARD.
LIKE YOU WOULD WITH REY.
Nevermind, I second ironpenguin.
Respectfully greet the guy with the bigger stick.
Look behind your shoulder, continue poking then quickly look back, horrified.
Say hello to the spear guy.
DANCE
Teach the natives about the wonders of God.
take care of sin while he sleeps and wake up techy.
what’s he looking at huh?
laugh at the guys nose.
Play some juvenile pranks on Sloth, and then deal with the new guy.
put his hand in water then turn to the native and say WASSAAPPPP
draw on sloth
I second honeyman!
Trade sloth for a boat.
Oh gods, why is that native lusting for sloth!
Don’t turn around.