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Parlor gags

Drink with Rhode

You drink exactly half a beer.

What do you do?

26 Suggestions for “Parlor gags”

  1. Caff says:

    Go out and yell at everyone and everything

  2. MacHappa says:

    Keep drinking and let Ray deal with the problem.
    Or do the best thing you could do: Face your problems drunken!

  3. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Toss Rhode to the hungry purple demon thing, and hope that thing isn’t Deblin.

  4. Hydrocow says:

    were has the rest of your party gone. All we ever see is the idiot and the shorty.
    OR
    Face gluttony in a vomiting contest.
    OR
    Realize that sloth is still on that island.

  5. zeta-mus says:

    Look up

  6. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Beat this newcomer at a drinking contest.
    And ya, you kinda ditched Sloth. If it were not so lazy it may be angry.

  7. Jack says:

    Cast Conjure Food.

  8. TSSL says:

    Cast Sex Change on Rhode so that “he” will no longer be bothering the dark elves.

  9. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    Whatever that thing is outside, both you and Rhode stager outside and in a drunken fit of rage successfully defeat “???”.

  10. terroc says:

    G-G-G-G-Gluttony!!!

  11. Riaxh says:

    realize that gluttony might fancy a drink too.

  12. Riaxh says:

    hungry?? then why not have…..LEMONS.

  13. Liefizul says:

    Ask if the rampaging creature’s name is Gluttony. If so, find/conjure food and then amplify the food.

  14. Timothy says:

    Tell Gluttony to go away, nobody was being a glutton yet.

  15. Myself says:

    Go punch Kog’Maw in the face

  16. Sarcastic Samurai says:

    Say high to gluttony.

  17. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Rhode is a great guy… Put your old differences aside.

  18. Kaelgren says:

    Someone is seeing the Elf as half-full where James is seeing himself as half-empty.

  19. Syaoran says:

    perform a drunken rant worthy of charlie sheen at the mysterious beast

  20. RedFox says:

    Challenge gluttony to a drinking competition. Fail.

  21. Edgar Fleming says:

    Ask if Techy is related to Rhode.

  22. Edgar Fleming says:

    While refusing the fact that techy is a dwarf.

  23. Blue_Elite says:

    Cast Purge on yourself and see what all the fuss is about.

    OR

    Get Gluttony drunk.

    OR

    Stagger outside.

  24. honeyman says:

    Throw a bottle at ray

  25. Azreal says:

    Finish drinking before doing anything else.

    OR

    Offer Gluttony a drink.

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