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Slotthy vampire

Scream ” Ha! Don’t you know elves CAN’T sleep?”

The realm of eternal sleep? That doesn’t sound so ba…oh…death.

What do you do?

46 Suggestions for “Slotthy vampire”

  1. JamesTheElf says:

    first comment! Train mage cat till he becomes cleric cat, then get him to revive you

  2. Unisovshua says:

    Go berate Douglass for dragging you into this mess

  3. Drali says:

    Bite his finger.

  4. 794 says:

    JOG! DO JUMPING JACKS! ANYTHING! FAAAAAAAST!

  5. 2hatsonehead (Uber engy) says:

    summon a flying walrus to see if you are in the dream realm

  6. Iknownothing says:

    just walk away from him if he’s lasy just walk a tinsy bit faster

  7. Dan says:

    if he is made of wool, incinerate.
    And run

  8. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    I second 794, except that when you do the jumping jacks, you do it FASTER!!!

  9. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    AND I second Drali.

    OR

    To make sure you are awake, pinch Sloth.

    Repeatedly.

    Even when he says to stop.

  10. necoo says:

    dumb douglas… where is he anyway

  11. Blue_Elite says:

    Challenge Sloth to a race.

    OR

    Use your ANGER and beat Sloth to death.

  12. RedFox says:

    Ask Deblin what to do

  13. Refuse to die before you get an answer.

  14. Visionary says:

    Run away as if your life depended on it.

    or…

    Quit fooling around and go find those Bur’uk people.

  15. Drillgorg says:

    Stop acting slothful so sloth goes away.

  16. Vayne Rumar says:

    Be proactive and find the Bur’uk.

  17. Edgar Fleming says:

    Demand sloth cut his nails, he could put someone’s eye out.

  18. Totally-Not-James says:

    Say something witty to counteract.

  19. terroc says:

    Do jumping jacks -to-increase-your-xp- To scare that guy away!

    ^fail strike though

  20. Necromantic says:

    Tell him that eternal sleep will need to wait until after you save the world.

  21. fff3 says:

    Time for a – ROCK OFF! He can’t say no to that!

  22. Kayar says:

    Go feed Krinn too much food in order to summon Gluttony.

  23. Pazno says:

    Quickly wake everyone up.

  24. James says:

    Convince SLOTH to sweep up the island.

  25. Em says:

    be energetic and nice

  26. Realmhopper says:

    Do a silly dance

  27. BLABLABLA says:

    fleetfoot and grant strength on self

  28. Supernerd says:

    Sloth must be here because your enemies are being lazy! Lets see how this plays out.

  29. Cathral says:

    Again point out, Elves cant sleep, and congratulate yourself for out thinking someone for a change

  30. Liefizul says:

    Let the skills from those years at military school that your mother sent you kick in and get ready to work hard.

  31. A innocent bystander says:

    Start looking like your working hard to make him go away.

  32. Jerenator says:

    Ask “Why aren’t YOU sleeping?”

  33. Sarcastic Samurai says:

    Use your mad logic skill to defeat Sloth.

  34. Kgummy says:

    Run circles around him.

  35. Nikochan says:

    if someone near you is sleeping, you should wake him up with an earthquake… it’s time to try your seismise spell!

    or

    Dopplegangerize yourself and send your clones to wake up and alert everyone

  36. honeyman says:

    Avoid death

  37. Kouk says:

    Slowly continue to walk just out of his reach and go back to the group to plan.

  38. DynamoDan says:

    Ask him what it is you have to do to defeat him, as that will be showing you have the determination to do stuff, thus, defeating sloth.

  39. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Just burninate the silly, burnable sloth.

  40. Clydeicus says:

    Burninate the countryside

  41. Mark says:

    Walk away just a bit faster than Sloth.

  42. AlphaWolf says:

    Start lifting weights. As a warrior we need to stay in shape.

  43. Gir says:

    I third 794.

  44. Gir says:

    Oh, when he goes away, try to seduce Krinn or Jane to summon Lust.

  45. Wizician of the West says:

    Shake Sloth’s hand

  46. Furat Actor says:

    The jumping jacks are a solid idea — training montage!

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