Nice thought, iqwerty, but if one of the cats were to drink the potion, we would have no controll over it actions unless the GM’s kindly let us controll the cat.
Plus it’s more epic when James gets an epic boost.
Inventory it
or
let techy handle it
or
Make ray play music at it (it worked on the last golem(damn seriousness of the comic is making shenanigans harder to pull off))
seeing that the robot/knight is easily a million times larger than humans, and humans are an average of 175 cm, wouldn’t this mean it would surpass the friggin moon?
Drink the super potion
Don’t get stomped on!
I second zeta-mus.
Also, third.
mayby it wants to be your new friend, greet it.
Superpotion!
Attemp to reason with it.
See if you can get inside somehow.
Attempt*
Hope Jane isn’t in danger.
Tjeck the weird battle plans and see if this thing is mentioned.
Start climbing / levitating towards it head. You need to have a good talk.
OR
Gain EXP
OR
Break frozen part of this giant… whatever this is.
Hope jane is in danger
Wonder why, if it appears to have wooden armor(with a little bit of metal on it), the flames around it isn’t igniting the construct.
Summon elemental (magma).
I mean Rise elemental (magma).
OR
Find the awesome weaponry that the battle plans were all about.
Laugh as the Giant thing falls to the ground.
Summon your own rather large construct and fight it out while also destroying any nearby buildings.
Make Warrior Cat drink the super potion.
Make a giant walrus and cast Animate on it.
Nice thought, iqwerty, but if one of the cats were to drink the potion, we would have no controll over it actions unless the GM’s kindly let us controll the cat.
Plus it’s more epic when James gets an epic boost.
Drink super potion, its your only hope
Rise an elemental and use all you mana on Amplify to make it the size of the enemy machine
Inventory it
or
let techy handle it
or
Make ray play music at it (it worked on the last golem(damn seriousness of the comic is making shenanigans harder to pull off))
bend and kiss your ass farewell
Cast Amplify on yourself!
“Convince” it to stop being mean
use summon elemental (magma) and then cast amplify on it until it’s bigger than the giant
Combine the Levitate and Air Gust spells to get to the things head!
Levitate to the helmet like a boss.
Run.
Yell at it a bit.
Colossus climb.
THAT ARMOR’S TOO STRONG FOR BLASTERS
Cast Vegitate repeatedly on the back of the construct’s kneecaps to trip it.
Climb it and find it’s weakspot
Time for the SCROLL OF SUMMON WALRUS!
Use scroll of summon walrus
Climb it, it must have a weak point some where.
Whatever happened to that thing the elderan were building out of ents?
now smack it hard with your club that i know u have
Drink Superpotion
OR
Rise elemental
OR
Get EXP
OR!
Use your rage to go into superpowered stage and wrestle with that thing.
Levitate to its waist and freezolate the joint to its leg with the help of mage cat.
Feed it the Joshua Schertz pendant
Magnify yourself to his size, then cast freezolate.
OR
Stop Jane from leaving by telling her you need her.
Drink the super potion, dumb elf!
crawl your way up to it’s head and pretend your it’s consious
seeing that the robot/knight is easily a million times larger than humans, and humans are an average of 175 cm, wouldn’t this mean it would surpass the friggin moon?
use scroll of summon walrus on that thing
Cast sex change on it and use girly stereotypes against it
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