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Swimming in sand

Make friends

Your new friend has a thing for dragging people around, and wearing bones as jewelry. He drags you in front of what appears to be Ray’s ship, alongside a twenty others, all ridden of most materials that once held them together.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Swimming in sand”

  1. Wizician of the West says:

    start asking are we there yet again

  2. McGack says:

    Cast Liquefy on the ropes

  3. Visionary says:

    Start a friendly conversation with the Bur’uk and then ask where are the missing materials of the ships.

  4. Jack says:

    Greet Greed, since you’ve obviously just been collected.

  5. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Liquify then quickly unliquify.

  6. hydrowolfy says:

    Assign new friend a name.

  7. TJ says:

    Make small talk with your new pal.

  8. Mahta says:

    Sparkalize your new friend
    or
    Start guessing random names for your new friend.

  9. ka'elin says:

    envy him that he has a whole island for his and his people

  10. fff3 says:

    Cry. Just cry. Why do bad things always happen to you?

  11. Riaxh says:

    i second fff3.

  12. RedFox says:

    Ignore being hung over a fire to be cooked.
    or
    Ignore being put in a large pot of water to be cooked.

  13. Iknownothing says:

    take me to your leader

  14. Supernerd says:

    Go along with him for now, make use of your staffless casting later.

  15. Hero122 says:

    Make peace.

  16. Syaoran says:

    use awrrior skizzles to burst from the ropes in an epic fashion

  17. Koyal says:

    Realize Sloth wanst defeated since your curse has not lost a second sigil.

  18. honeyman says:

    do armless situps

  19. Furat Actor says:

    I second Koyal. More jogging!

  20. zeta-mus says:

    Challenge their leader to a fight to the death

  21. Vayne Rumar says:

    Order Archer cat to stealthily cut you free, then chuck the garden robe at the cannibal and run!

    AND/OR

    Try not to get eaten by Greed/cannibals.

  22. necoo says:

    become prideful

  23. nikochan says:

    since they’re gonna eat you, wait for Gluttony
    since you’re sure that you will be delicious, wait for Pride

  24. Myself says:

    Wonder why this kind of thing always happens to you.

  25. A small turtle says:

    Liquify self to slip through ropes, dopplegangerize self into the ropes as to not arouse suspicion. Assume that will be the last of your problems.

  26. Cathral says:

    be excited that Ray’s ship is broken, he had it coming

  27. Wolfholw44 says:

    As with all indigenousness people, they have made someone you know leader. Do not fear.

  28. /sher says:

    Escape his shoddy rope work, and start rebuilding ship.

  29. Greed145 says:

    Eat as much sand as you can to get gluttony over with.

  30. Liefizul says:

    Be ignorant of your situation.

  31. Kouk says:

    Offer to help them solve their boat problem.

  32. JamestheElf says:

    Do a Jack Sparrow “And they made me their Chief” impersonation.

  33. peter says:

    Liquify the rops and make a run for it!!

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