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Advice unwanted

Go crazy thinking you can make her live forever

The lack of rafts, seas, skies and elven ambassadors (excluding yourself obviously) is disturbing. And the chick with six legs back there isn’t making you feel any better.

What do you do?

69 Suggestions for “Advice unwanted”

  1. Kodyack says:

    Wander away while the knight attempts to talk to you.

  2. Strange_State_Of_Being says:

    Marry Jane anyway, you’re so clumsy that you’ll probably die before she does anyway. (You’ve both died once before anyway)

  3. Vayne Rumar says:

    OR

    Sneak into hell with Deblin’s help, find Jane’s portfolio, change her race to elf, and adjust her age into elf-years.

    Unless James has suddenly become a pedophile.

  4. terroc says:

    ask if instead you could forgo your long life to live another 80 years or so, so you could be with jane

  5. Edgar Fleming says:

    Awwww. Second terroc.

  6. liquify says:

    totally 3rd terroc

  7. Tim says:

    Freak out.

  8. Wizician of the West says:

    Denial

  9. Blue_Elite says:

    Flip out and ask why you keep getting pestered by knights.

    OR

    Summon Lust and have her deal with the knight of bite.

  10. nooB says:

    That would be who? Pride?

  11. Nikochan says:

    ask her if the next one will be the knight of kite

  12. ChaoticBrain says:

    4th terroc.

  13. eggface says:

    Be denied your wishes to stay with Jane and go completely crazy

  14. necoo says:

    get pissed off at this place that you keep getting sent to

  15. Clydeicus says:

    boss fight!

  16. Iknownothing says:

    keep rolling

  17. JamesTheElf says:

    epic boss fight. Just because.

  18. Cathral says:

    Learn of your fear of spiders suddenly and let the world know in only a way James Woodrock can.

  19. joural says:

    Bite the Knight.

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