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Alf anatomy

Become cannibalistic as starvation sets in

Man, these suns are getting bright…

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Alf anatomy”

  1. Jack says:

    I’m going to repeat my options from yesterday..

    1) Use your clothes to rig a sail and cast Air Gust to propel the raft.

    2) Cast Doppelgangerise and Bubble Shield and search the water for your friends (and those other guys, if you have time).

    3) Use your Scroll of Summon Walrus and have him pull the raft.

  2. Nosxas says:

    Fire as many spells as possible at the white thing.

  3. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Realize that Gavin is a poor conversationalist and make up a new friend to talk to.

  4. Sturm says:

    Search both ships crew members to check if any is death to cannibalize it, while ignoring survivors.

  5. Greed145 says:

    Blame Gavin for your problems.

  6. BoozeAddict says:

    WWWWIIIIIILLLLSSSSOOOOONNN!!

  7. Razorhead says:

    Old Techy: Fall asleep.

  8. TJ says:

    Cast Cone of Cold to cool yourselves off.

  9. Liefizul says:

    Conjure food to attract a bunch of seagulls and then have them pull the raft.

  10. JamesTheElf says:

    I 2nd Liefizul, but in addition, you conjure food and levitate it ahead of said bunch-of-seagulls-that-you-attach-to-the-raft to steer them.

  11. Hydrocow says:

    Use the rest of your mana on locus swarm and amplify (on both the locus and the ‘Raft’) then talk turns using the locus mount to look for survivors.
    or
    Your have 20 int. do something productive.
    or
    Now looks like a good time to try out blink and/or ghost.

  12. Sekrit Ruse says:

    Begin your own religion and pray to your new god to do something cool.

  13. TSSL says:

    In your delusional sunstroke-inflicted rantings, become convinced that you are a koala bear.

  14. Strange_State_Of_Being says:

    Conjure food, you dummy. Cannibalizing the Elvish Ambassador is a felony (Except in Texas)

  15. Realmhopper says:

    Those aren’t suns…

  16. Azreal says:

    Cast freezolate on yourself to cool down.

  17. terroc says:

    yeah…. hey wheres our unicorn?

  18. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    You need a fire to keep warm. Gather wood in the center of the raft and incinerate it.

  19. Supernerd says:

    Cast conjure food! Then watch Gavin’s reaction!

  20. Vayne Rumar says:

    Conjure food to attract seagulls, THEN EAT THE SEAGULLS.

    OR

    You’ll dehydrate long before you’ll starve; Attempt to purify seawater with whatever you have available.

    OR

    Use cone of cold to make an igloo to get out of the sun(s).

  21. Dead_End_Road says:

    Dance your problems away

  22. Tim says:

    Search for the others.

  23. Use your Unicorn to search for your party

    or

    Send Mage Cat to search for your party

    or

    Push Gavin off the raft to make him search

  24. honeyman says:

    Grow a beard

  25. Riaxh says:

    go under the raft and pretend to be a shark.

  26. Riaxh says:

    have a game of eye-spy….again.

  27. Riaxh says:

    and by the way there’s hardly any meat on that stick-arm.

  28. Guywhoisman says:

    It’s been awhile, conjure yourself bouncy.

  29. Frenzygirl says:

    liqufy self and follow the current.

  30. Gogoonthe says:

    Hallucinate!!!!

  31. Kouk says:

    Luxurify your raft — mana is no option.

  32. Kouk says:

    Correction:* Luxurify your raft — mana is no object.

    I’m tired.

  33. Kouk says:

    OR, Call Gavin “Wilson” and tell him your life story.

  34. hurrtitam of durrington says:

    drop your clothes and start rambling crazily, no one else than gavin will see it know.

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