Demand that he gives his people to the greater good (aka you) to help fight the hellspawn
Damn your good alignment.
What do you do?
explain that your a vegetarian, and you only like lemons
“Who said that!?”
Suggest that they cook Douglas instead.
Trade Techy for gold.
Explain that as a hero, you need your party members alive to serve as cannon fodd-I mean, valiant saviours of the world.
Liberate the nation on the great people that halflings are.
Defeat Thaba in a duel and claim control of his people
Claim Halfling gives you gas. Perhaps they have CondoR?
Cast Conjure Food and Amplify as an alternative.
Explain that your a vegetarian, and you only like lemons
Pretend that you know the halfling personally.
Tell him that you prefer to eat things that aren’t sentient.
Tell him that not killing the slave is all part of your elaborate disguise.
Tell them The One only eats lemons.
Demand he let your people free.
Demand that Rhode explain himself!
good thing u can simply conjure food as a replacement
Explain that you would only eat a noble halfling, slave halflings are bad for your digestion.
Get captured… but only on your own terms.
OR
Do what Krinn would do in this situation.
Explain that the greater good is defeating the hellspawn, and eating halflinds has nothing to do with it
*halflings
Conjure a delicious feast, and say there’s halfling in it already.
Offer to sacrifice a rare and dangerous monster instead, which you will obtain/provide.
If you want to end a life to please your gods, why not be grand about it?
Pretend to be a stuffed pig.
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explain that your a vegetarian, and you only like lemons
“Who said that!?”
Suggest that they cook Douglas instead.
Trade Techy for gold.
Explain that as a hero, you need your party members alive to serve as cannon fodd-I mean, valiant saviours of the world.
Liberate the nation on the great people that halflings are.
Defeat Thaba in a duel and claim control of his people
Claim Halfling gives you gas. Perhaps they have CondoR?
Cast Conjure Food and Amplify as an alternative.
Explain that your a vegetarian, and you only like lemons
Pretend that you know the halfling personally.
Tell him that you prefer to eat things that aren’t sentient.
Tell him that not killing the slave is all part of your elaborate disguise.
Tell them The One only eats lemons.
Demand he let your people free.
Demand that Rhode explain himself!
good thing u can simply conjure food as a replacement
Explain that you would only eat a noble halfling, slave halflings are bad for your digestion.
Get captured… but only on your own terms.
OR
Do what Krinn would do in this situation.
Explain that the greater good is defeating the hellspawn, and eating halflinds has nothing to do with it
*halflings
Conjure a delicious feast, and say there’s halfling in it already.
Offer to sacrifice a rare and dangerous monster instead, which you will obtain/provide.
If you want to end a life to please your gods, why not be grand about it?
Pretend to be a stuffed pig.