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And not be evil…please

Demand that he gives his people to the greater good (aka you) to help fight the hellspawn

Damn your good alignment.

What do you do?

24 Suggestions for “And not be evil…please”

  1. Cathral says:

    explain that your a vegetarian, and you only like lemons

  2. Danielor16 says:

    “Who said that!?”

  3. 23skidoosh says:

    Suggest that they cook Douglas instead.

  4. ThatGUY says:

    Trade Techy for gold.

  5. Inc says:

    Explain that as a hero, you need your party members alive to serve as cannon fodd-I mean, valiant saviours of the world.

  6. Hero122 says:

    Liberate the nation on the great people that halflings are.

  7. eggface says:

    Defeat Thaba in a duel and claim control of his people

  8. TJ says:

    Claim Halfling gives you gas. Perhaps they have CondoR?

  9. Jack says:

    Cast Conjure Food and Amplify as an alternative.

  10. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Explain that your a vegetarian, and you only like lemons

  11. TSSL says:

    Pretend that you know the halfling personally.

  12. Loof says:

    Tell him that you prefer to eat things that aren’t sentient.

  13. Realmhopper says:

    Tell him that not killing the slave is all part of your elaborate disguise.

  14. Shadow says:

    Tell them The One only eats lemons.

  15. CMP says:

    Demand he let your people free.

  16. Demand that Rhode explain himself!

  17. necoo says:

    good thing u can simply conjure food as a replacement

  18. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Explain that you would only eat a noble halfling, slave halflings are bad for your digestion.

  19. Blue_Elite says:

    Get captured… but only on your own terms.

    OR

    Do what Krinn would do in this situation.

  20. Yomojo says:

    Explain that the greater good is defeating the hellspawn, and eating halflinds has nothing to do with it

  21. Yomojo says:

    *halflings

  22. Kouk says:

    Conjure a delicious feast, and say there’s halfling in it already.

  23. Vayne Rumar says:

    Offer to sacrifice a rare and dangerous monster instead, which you will obtain/provide.

    If you want to end a life to please your gods, why not be grand about it?

  24. Frenzygirl says:

    Pretend to be a stuffed pig.

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