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Engine(er) of the century

Kick back and watch the plot flow

You don’t hear any of this. You’re currently on the back saying goodbye to everything you’ve recently eaten…which is not much, but still.

What do you do?

21 Suggestions for “Engine(er) of the century”

  1. Ijon Tichy says:

    Try to learn something about this “engine” thing.

  2. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    You are ruining the ocean with your vomit! Go find something that looks like a puke receptical to throw up in!

  3. Jack says:

    Be confused when Pride shows up.

  4. TJ says:

    Ask Penny why the ship looks so pointy.

  5. TSSL says:

    Hold a send-off party for everything you’ve recently eaten.

  6. Mouldcube says:

    Ray? Helpful? Scream at this dream

  7. Azreal says:

    Look, a distraction!

  8. Yomojo says:

    Explore!

  9. Yo Mama says:

    Say random words till Deblin cries

  10. Blue_Elite says:

    Arrive at destination.

  11. Yesman says:

    I second that.

  12. Riaxh says:

    douse yourself in petrol from the engine.

  13. Riaxh says:

    then sET YOURSELF ON FIRE!!!!!

  14. kaploy9 says:

    Get the entire group in an image so we can easily identify who’s really here.

  15. Monkeymonk says:

    Decide to show off your intelligence by modifying the engine

  16. Loof says:

    Destroy the wicked thing, since magic(k) and technology can’t be used together.

  17. Tim Thomason says:

    Commandeer the ship, as you are the One and the Leader of this Party.

    Party members and other assorted boatsmen-
    James Woodrock (lvl 6) – Elf
    Richard “Ray” Steen (lvl 22) – Human
    Douglas (lvl 12) – Vampire
    Deblin (lvl 16) – Half-Demon
    Techy Wurm (lvl 9) – Dwarf
    Megan Primrose (lvl 3) – Dark Elf
    Gavin (lvl 12) – Elf
    Rhode (lvl 16) – Human
    Roxanna (lvl 10) – Eladrin
    Lionel (lvl 12) – Human
    Felix (lvl 20) – Human
    Goron (lvl 11) – Human
    O’Chummel (lvl 11) – Human?
    Hensington (lvl 1) – Human?
    Lestrad (lvl 1) – Human?
    Penny (lvl 9) – Dwarf
    Granire (lvl 8) – Golem
    other Golems, presumably, and two more “fancy lads”

  18. honeyman says:

    take some water and splash someone

  19. Introduce Techy to Penny and wish them a happy life together

    or

    Tell Roxanne that she is the weakest link and kick her off the golem.

  20. A small turtle says:

    Feed.

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