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Steamfunk

Try to learn something about this “engine” thing


Also you are totally into classical music and  writing  mathematical theorems.

What do you do?

35 Suggestions for “Steamfunk”

  1. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    Turn around and point accusingly at the mysterious woman in the most fancy way possible.

  2. Kamikaze says:

    Attempt to learn the smoke spell the engine is casting.

  3. Fitzy says:

    More plot time!

  4. Jack says:

    Hug the mysterious woman, no matter who she really is.

  5. Inc says:

    Say hi to everyones favorite undead.

  6. Riaxh says:

    Do not be suprised. You have met too many mysterious women in your time.

  7. Riaxh says:

    fail to recognize Jane.

  8. DKB says:

    Modify the engine. Woodrock style.

  9. Supernerd says:

    Consider releasing the enslaved electric maniac and sparkly looney

  10. Loof says:

    ‘Accidentally’ break the machine.

  11. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    NOTE: This isn’t Jane, the text box is a different color than hers.

  12. Wolfe M. Howler says:

    NOTE: This isn’t Jane, the text box is a different color than hers.

  13. Edgar Fleming says:

    Green voice? Could be Envy or Jealousy. Immediately admit that everyone around you is better than you and that they deserve more praise than you give them. Then, feed your cats.

  14. Frenzygirl says:

    Incinerate everything./Liquefy the engine.

  15. JamestheElf says:

    Explain to her how fascinated you are at this contraption, with explicit reference to the crankshaft drive from the propulsion unit, which is strangely powered by a chemical substance instead of the usual magical variety.
    OR
    Explain to her perfectly how the engine works without actually understanding what you are saying.

  16. fire241 says:

    next

  17. Kodyack says:

    Second JamestheElf

  18. BCH says:

    Try to figure out which sin you summoned now

    (Already gone through Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, Wrath everyone.)

  19. Doomcat says:

    (Hello portal 2 referance)

    Ponder the mysteries of the totally understood engine and find out who’s there with you.

  20. Duck says:

    Spot the source of the voice.

  21. Kgummy says:

    Realize how to make it more efficient, and fix it.

  22. terroc says:

    use you pencil to put question marks in your text box

  23. Blue_Elite says:

    Use sex change to make the mysterious woman a mysterious man

  24. Oddball says:

    Realize that it isn’t a woman, it’s a guy who hasn’t gone through puberty yet

  25. Monkeymonk says:

    Question why Lust has appeared when all you were doing was staring at the engine

  26. TJ says:

    Throw a wrench in the gears, just to see what’ll happen.

  27. LolaDaRogue says:

    Find out who the mysterious woman is.

  28. daggerd says:

    pick up small pieces of stone and put them in the engine

  29. Visionary says:

    Recognise Spring and ask what happened to her since they last saw each other.

  30. Visionary says:

    Wait, let me correct this sentence…

    Recognise Spring and ask what happened to her since you last saw each other.

  31. Dellis says:

    Note: Spring wouldn’t talk like that. Also, she probably wouldn’t call it machine, either. Probably, she’d call it “teapot” XD.

    Turn around and see who you’re facing, but accidentally turn the wrong way.

  32. Kouk says:

    Press buttons and pull levers to prove your mechanical prowess.

  33. maxx111 says:

    Realise what ever happens here you will break somthing. Then do it anyway.

  34. Azreal says:

    Bravely face your unknown detractor!

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