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Stop avoiding the topic

Ask what lemons had to do with any of this

Oh that’s so like Krinn…avoiding the topic, by talking about random dangerous approaching vessels.

What do you do?

48 Suggestions for “Stop avoiding the topic”

  1. toobie says:

    Ask her why she wouldn’t want to keep the baby.

    or

    Shoot them out of the sky!

  2. TJ says:

    Ask why she needs to leave the baby in a church…

  3. Domiziano says:

    Load the cannons, prepare for battle!

  4. Hero122 says:

    Cast ghost to get abord the ship.

  5. Rawrd00d says:

    Use Krinn as a meat-shield to protect yourself from any possible incoming projectiles.

  6. necoo says:

    attack it before it can attack you and just get it over with

  7. ChaoticBrain says:

    Draw the pirate ship’s attention to you like a complete idiot.

    (YAY, SWASHBUCKLING ADVENTURE TIME.)

  8. Koyal says:

    Ignore the ship, your friend needs a hug.

  9. CMP says:

    Look at the ship.

  10. Myself says:

    You don’t have time for these buffoons, summon Magma Elemental on approaching ship

  11. TastedLikeCake says:

    Look in the opposite direction everyone else is in an attempt to look for the ship

  12. GenuineFiber says:

    Offer to be the foster dad.

  13. A innocent bystander says:

    “Persuade” them to go away.

  14. Frenzygirl says:

    Question why Jane is on the other ship.

  15. Liefizul says:

    Petrify the other ship. Even if it turns out to be friendly. Especially if it has any bards on it.

  16. Iccc says:

    Get Deblin to destroy the other ship so you can keep talk without distraction

  17. Loof says:

    Ask if you may eat the baby, because that’s what elves do.

  18. Greed145 says:

    Start talking to Krinn’s stomach.

  19. Supernerd says:

    Eat lemons! Krinn shant be needing them!

  20. Kgummy says:

    Ask how she thought lemons prevented babies from forming.

  21. Jack says:

    Cast Freezolate on the ocean around the enemy ship.

  22. Duck says:

    Second Kgummy.

  23. zeta-mus says:

    Do something inappropriate given the circumstances

  24. Vayne Rumar says:

    Tell Krinn that she’s turning into her mother.

  25. Misharu says:

    observe the enemy ship and take appropriate counter-measures.

  26. Riaxh says:

    I am freaking out, because at the moment either Deblin has something to do with this, or that white dart had some very freaky stuff in it.

  27. Riaxh says:

    use the telescope you always keep about your person.

  28. ChaoticBrain says:

    “Ask how she thought lemons prevented babies from forming.”

    Wait… then how is babby stopped formed? How girl get unpragnant?

  29. DKB says:

    Use leftover lemons as cannon fodder! The enemy won’t know what hit them.

  30. Edgar Fleming says:

    Second DKB.

  31. Wizician of the West says:

    Talk baby talk to Krinn’s tummy

  32. Sekrit Ruse says:

    Do the right thing, marry Krinn and become a baby daddy.

  33. Lolrus says:

    Quickly write “Baby on Board” on the mast.

  34. Kraft says:

    How does the Troll gestation cycle work? I thought lemon juice was just a spermicide.

    > James: Use parts of the ship to make Krinn a crib and a changing table.
    Or whatever your mother raised you with.

  35. /sher says:

    Ask Rhodes when he got here.

  36. Sarcastic Samurai says:

    Throw lemons at the other boat.

  37. ...yup... says:

    load the cannon with lemons and shoot the approaching boat

  38. Zeno says:

    cast liquify on the other boat

  39. OH YEAH!!! says:

    throw deblin at the other boat

  40. Konata says:

    jump to the other boat before checking how close it may be.

  41. Konata says:

    throw Deblin at the other boat

  42. Iknownothing says:

    cast ghost on your ship to get past “unnoticed” (Ghostship)

  43. Strange_State_Of_Being says:

    Play rock-paper-scisors with your party to see who is the father, even if it doesn’t affect the universe one bit.

  44. Nikochan says:

    unleash the kraken (cat)!!!

  45. Nikochan says:

    or

    pretend to be a fisherman, so the other ship will ignore you

  46. Musleblast the Ultimate Gamer says:

    First, identify if the ship is dangerous or not! May I remind you that you should identify things first!

    http://what-do-you-do.net/2010/09/sophies-anger/

  47. Presto says:

    Don’t let Krinn avoid the topic at all costs. Offer raise the child as your own.

  48. pseudoname says:

    lemony infanticide doesn’t work that way you monster. the citris goes in your vagoo and the juice leaches out over time and aborts the poor innocent baby you callously murdered with acid because you couldn’t be bothered to take time out of your busy life to let them have theirs.

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