Say hello to your long lost party member
Those big purple eyes gave him away.
What do you do?
Cast stoneskin to prepare for the inevitable beating
Give him a big hug as you cast random spells into the sky as fireworks.
Cast Purge on Techy so that he remembers you again.
Magnetify Techy’s weapon.
Leave the arena with ‘Techy’ and not notice that he’s trying to kill you.
Cast Phoenix on your hand. Punch ‘Techy’. Scream “Falcon Punch!” Congratulations, you have done a falcon punch.
I second Gir.
Shrink “Techy” so that he looks more like himself.
Cast Confuzzle and Magic Armor
cash hug.
Cast Lava Golem
use tryed and tested methods to defeat him.
Cast Phoenix, god damnit!
use the “he’s behind you” trick.
Spinslash!
Wonder why your Seven Sin curse mark changes its height.
OR
Wonder why Greed isn’t following you anymore since you still have her mark on the Curse.
I second Gir’s proposition. Gir says: April 29, 2011 at 2:38 pm
animate the dead gladiator.
tell him you are an aquaintance of the werewolf queen.
amplify his head inside his helmet.
Defeat him by accident.
Megnetify him then chuck everything metal in your inventory at him.
He looks cranky, maybe ‘Techy’s’ heart shrank… Amplify it!
Run away!
Give Techy a healthy beating
Doppelgangerize a bunch then Grant Strength to your doppelgangers
Freezolate the coldblooded beast!
get punched in the face Or get stabed in the face Or incerate techy for not geting you coffee?
cast sex change on him
QUICK! DO A BARREL ROLL!
Cast bouncy on the feet of ‘techy’ to help him escape, regardless of the fact this will make it hard for him to walk.
Cast magic armor and amplify on self.
Greet tetchy, and give him a hug.
Use Freezolate, its super effective!
SUMMON THINE WAR LOLRUS!!!
let the epic cutsceen begian
Beat Techy senseless until he remembers who he is.
Realise it’s not Techy as he punches you, then FALCON PUNCH! the bejeebus out of hin!
Take a close look at his weapon.
Techy isn’t that hairy, it must be a full body wig. Take it off.
Falcon PAUNCH!
hug.
Cast Sex Change.
Use the Scroll of Summon Walrus.
cast sex change on techy because he is obviously hitting on you with all the violence but your not into guys so you fix that
Punch him…IN THE FACE!
Epic battle/ fight for your life.
Next, since it’s inevitable anyways.
go with Gir’s suggestion. FALCON PAWNCH!
oh yeah BIG HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cast stoneskin to prepare for the inevitable beating
Give him a big hug as you cast random spells into the sky as fireworks.
Cast Purge on Techy so that he remembers you again.
Magnetify Techy’s weapon.
Leave the arena with ‘Techy’ and not notice that he’s trying to kill you.
Cast Phoenix on your hand. Punch ‘Techy’. Scream “Falcon Punch!”
Congratulations, you have done a falcon punch.
I second Gir.
Shrink “Techy” so that he looks more like himself.
Cast Confuzzle and Magic Armor
cash hug.
Cast Lava Golem
use tryed and tested methods to defeat him.
Cast Phoenix, god damnit!
use the “he’s behind you” trick.
Spinslash!
Wonder why your Seven Sin curse mark changes its height.
OR
Wonder why Greed isn’t following you anymore since you still have her mark on the Curse.
OR
I second Gir’s proposition.
Gir says:
April 29, 2011 at 2:38 pm
Cast Phoenix on your hand. Punch ‘Techy’. Scream “Falcon Punch!”
Congratulations, you have done a falcon punch.
animate the dead gladiator.
tell him you are an aquaintance of the werewolf queen.
amplify his head inside his helmet.
Defeat him by accident.
Megnetify him then chuck everything metal in your inventory at him.
He looks cranky, maybe ‘Techy’s’ heart shrank… Amplify it!
Run away!
Give Techy a healthy beating
Doppelgangerize a bunch then Grant Strength to your doppelgangers
Freezolate the coldblooded beast!
get punched in the face
Or
get stabed in the face
Or
incerate techy for not geting you coffee?
cast sex change on him
QUICK! DO A BARREL ROLL!
Cast bouncy on the feet of ‘techy’ to help him escape, regardless of the fact this will make it hard for him to walk.
Cast magic armor and amplify on self.
Greet tetchy, and give him a hug.
Use Freezolate, its super effective!
SUMMON THINE WAR LOLRUS!!!
let the epic cutsceen begian
Spinslash!
Beat Techy senseless until he remembers who he is.
Realise it’s not Techy as he punches you, then FALCON PUNCH! the bejeebus out of hin!
Take a close look at his weapon.
Techy isn’t that hairy, it must be a full body wig. Take it off.
Falcon PAUNCH!
hug.
Cast Sex Change.
OR
Use the Scroll of Summon Walrus.
cast sex change on techy because he is obviously hitting on you with all the violence but your not into guys so you fix that
Punch him…IN THE FACE!
Epic battle/ fight for your life.
Next, since it’s inevitable anyways.
go with Gir’s suggestion. FALCON PAWNCH!
oh yeah
BIG HUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!