Last time you drank something with sea water in it, it turned you into a god-like being of terrible power. Obviously drinking ore sea water will do the same. Quaff deeply of the salty ocean brew and laugh at Gavin for his incompetence in not knowing.
Cast liquify on your raft to make it into a submarine!
Combine all the driftwood together to make a boat.
Of course you’re not. Everyone knows you’re the REAL Ambassador. It says so on your business cards!
Cast Bubble Shield on yourself so that you float.
yell back
tell him to get over it. That was like, 1204 panels ago.
Why are you still not level 10?
Amplifie the driftwood then levitate it to safety.
See if the merging thing works with elves.
Get mage cat to fix the boats.
Use the scroll of summon walrus.
Fight Gavin to the death. We need the experience…
Drown.
I second Duck.
RELEASE THE WALRUS!
or
proclaim your oneliness
Conjure yourself bouncy, and magnetify Gavin. Since you don’t have a spell to make him glue, per se…
Punch Gavin in the face.
Get one more enemy by fighting Gavin(You never have enough enemies)
Cast blink to try to get on the whale, then save your crew. (Assuming that blink is a teleportation spell and doesn’t just make you blink)
cast liquify on gavin when nobody’s looking
Amplify the driftwood to make a giant raft.
You are the One, your ego cannot allow you to be beaten by this fool! Inform him of your Oneness!
Tell him about your adventures thus far, and wait for the obvious reply of how amazed he is your only lvl 7.
Kiss Gavin, right here right now.
Eat whatever is in the barrel.
Tell him that its the guards fault for actually mistaking me for you. You have to admit, thats pretty incompetent!
Use the Scroll of Summon Walrus to get an awesome ocean-going mount.
Do a head count and see who made it.
next
Point out that you have a fan club who reacted MUCH better to knowing who you are
Explain your reasoning
have a slap fight
Cast Freezolate/Cone of Cold to make an iceberg for everyone to sit on.
OR
Use the Scroll of Summon Walrus on the whale; walruses are fine with the cold!
Play a silly game while you drift away.
Last time you drank something with sea water in it, it turned you into a god-like being of terrible power. Obviously drinking ore sea water will do the same. Quaff deeply of the salty ocean brew and laugh at Gavin for his incompetence in not knowing.
create a bubble shield around everyone except Gavin
Ride whale
OR
Play dead so the sharks eat you last.
Dye your hair brown and wear a green robe so you and Gavin can be twins!
Ensure he doesn’t survive this.
Tell everybody that we didn’t have enough fighting spirit, and because of that we couldn’t combine.
When all else fails, ramble. Ramble like a flog-narging bicuit waffle dammit!
Blame Techy
Have Repair Cat fix the boats
or
Levitate everyone to safety
or
Use Freezolate to create an Ice Ship
Combine your barrel and Gavin’s wooden plank wreak into a small raft.