Find the nearest dwarf and be culturally insensitive
If offending the race you’re supposed to be recruiting was part of the recruiting process, then you are doing VERY well!
What do you do?
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Ask if she knows Techy.
do something awsome
ask the dwarves why they don’t have massive beards.
kiss tha dwarf!
Summon lust.
Sex change her
or
get punched in the face
Ask the dorf why it doesn’t have a beard.
Stop being an idiot and then apologize and offer to help her with whatever she is doing
The berries are probably magical, you must eat them to gain their powers.
or
Help her pick berries.
Ask for directions to a good inn.
Ask her about herself
Ask her if she knows a place where you could buy a hammer.
Alternatively, ask about who is the leader of the dwarves, so you can talk to him about the quest you should be doing.
Wander aimlessly.
Eat the berries.
brace yourself for feminine wrath.
wonder where the heck you learned the word “individuals”
Meet Techy’s wife and 13 children.
hope she wasn’t anyone important and try again with the next dwarf.
Try out the berries she’s picking
assign names to each dwarf you meet based on apparent personality traits.
(and Chris, don’t make the text boxes connect like that, it looks weird.)
Find out what Techy’s doing.
continue
Do your best to not offend any more people.
apologize and ask for directions to where the hell you’re supposed to go.
Ask them people here to sing about how they represent the lollipop guild.
Facepalm.
STOP TRYING TO LOOK COOL
Walk around on your knees in an attempt to understand their perspective better.
Keep blundering around with your words.
Mistake a child for their leader.
Become really drunk to communicate with them better.
Tell them your not racist your best friend is a half-demon, but the other best friend is a dwarf
Inventory some if this food item