Fight for your life
Gladiator by LunyAlex
What do you do?
Next
Do a glorious winning dance.
for some unknown reason win
persuade him to help you escape
Beg for your life.
freezolate your veggies.
Do what your father would do in this situation.
OR
“Look out behind you!”
well magic isn’t working so… since you are part worrier pull out the good ol’ axe of manliness and see if it can do the trick
Run out of mana and despair.
just kick his nuts. then RUUUN
or liquify him. then freezolate him.
Wonder why no-one is ever nice when you meet them.
Cast Blink! On yourself in the hopes of not having to feel pain.
umm Finish Him?
animate his mace.
Cast Ghost on yourself when he’s about to hit you!
Summon Mage Cat!
Ummm… Try running?
do win
(btw nice music)
CAST SEXCHANGE!!!
PS whenever we fight someone like this they seem to be added to the party sooner or later.
@Here122 Not really. See: CondoR
How ’bout something unexpected for a change.
“Lose”
tell him that the organizer of these games killed and raped his wife and children and that you were sent here to exact justice on him
Run away!
Surrender.
Liquify then freezolate him.
Cast Confuzzle!!!
Animate your axe to have it fight alongside you.
Desperation maneuver: cast ‘Summon Walrus’
Pick up the hammer from the dead gladiator, conjure bouncy on yourself and hit yourself with the hammer, effectively making yourself a human ricochet ball.
Giant Strength, Stoneskin, and then use that axe of manlines
Stoneskin, Levitate high above him, and then stop using Levitate and land on him like Kirby.
Figure out his weak spot, then use the rest of your mana to cast your most powerful damage spell on his weak spot.
Fail at failing to fail.
Waste all your MP.
Start combining spells in a desperate attempt to not die.
Magma elemental, GO!
Conjure his mace bouncy?
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Next
Do a glorious winning dance.
for some unknown reason win
persuade him to help you escape
Beg for your life.
freezolate your veggies.
Do what your father would do in this situation.
OR
“Look out behind you!”
well magic isn’t working so… since you are part worrier pull out the good ol’ axe of manliness and see if it can do the trick
Run out of mana and despair.
just kick his nuts. then RUUUN
or
liquify him. then freezolate him.
Wonder why no-one is ever nice when you meet them.
Cast Blink! On yourself in the hopes of not having to feel pain.
umm Finish Him?
animate his mace.
Cast Ghost on yourself when he’s about to hit you!
Summon Mage Cat!
Ummm… Try running?
Next
do win
(btw nice music)
CAST SEXCHANGE!!!
Do what your father would do in this situation.
PS whenever we fight someone like this they seem to be added to the party sooner or later.
@Here122 Not really. See: CondoR
How ’bout something unexpected for a change.
“Lose”
tell him that the organizer of these games killed and raped his wife and children and that you were sent here to exact justice on him
Run away!
OR
Surrender.
OR
Liquify then freezolate him.
Cast Confuzzle!!!
Animate your axe to have it fight alongside you.
Desperation maneuver: cast ‘Summon Walrus’
Pick up the hammer from the dead gladiator, conjure bouncy on yourself and hit yourself with the hammer, effectively making yourself a human ricochet ball.
Giant Strength, Stoneskin, and then use that axe of manlines
OR
Stoneskin, Levitate high above him, and then stop using Levitate and land on him like Kirby.
Figure out his weak spot, then use the rest of your mana to cast your most powerful damage spell on his weak spot.
Fail at failing to fail.
Next
Waste all your MP.
Start combining spells in a desperate attempt to not die.
Magma elemental, GO!
Conjure his mace bouncy?